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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
racy swollen theater stage
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
filthy exhilarant theater pervert
  04/05/26
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Concupiscible Primrose Double Fault
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
racy swollen theater stage
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
racy swollen theater stage
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
filthy exhilarant theater pervert
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
umber senate
  04/05/26
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Learning disabled hyperactive address
  04/05/26
Lol
heady temple
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
contagious windowlicker meetinghouse
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
racy swollen theater stage
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
contagious windowlicker meetinghouse
  04/05/26
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filthy exhilarant theater pervert
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Gold Set
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Concupiscible Primrose Double Fault
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
soul-stirring tanning salon
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Charismatic principal's office headpube
  04/05/26
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abnormal well-lubricated private investor
  04/05/26
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Bonkers abusive hairy legs macaca
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
smoky disturbing foreskin filthpig
  04/05/26
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Big Selfie
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
racy swollen theater stage
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
smoky disturbing foreskin filthpig
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
multi-colored gay wizard nursing home
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Exciting flickering native voyeur
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
outnumbered boiling water
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Light tripping locale gaming laptop
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Passionate fishy persian
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Exciting flickering native voyeur
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Light tripping locale gaming laptop
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
abnormal well-lubricated private investor
  04/05/26
...
filthy exhilarant theater pervert
  04/05/26
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Beady-eyed ruby stock car
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
multi-colored gay wizard nursing home
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king
  04/05/26
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Learning disabled hyperactive address
  04/05/26
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Learning disabled hyperactive address
  04/05/26
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Stubborn Kitty Cat Ratface
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Stubborn Kitty Cat Ratface
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Comical Frisky Institution
  04/05/26
...
filthy exhilarant theater pervert
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Thriller Sepia Community Account
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
racy swollen theater stage
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
multi-colored gay wizard nursing home
  04/05/26
...
bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
curious gaped library
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: racy swollen theater stage

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: filthy exhilarant theater pervert

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible Primrose Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: racy swollen theater stage

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: racy swollen theater stage

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: filthy exhilarant theater pervert

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: umber senate

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Learning disabled hyperactive address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: heady temple

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: contagious windowlicker meetinghouse

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: racy swollen theater stage

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: contagious windowlicker meetinghouse

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: filthy exhilarant theater pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Gold Set

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible Primrose Double Fault

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring tanning salon

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Charismatic principal's office headpube

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: abnormal well-lubricated private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Bonkers abusive hairy legs macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: smoky disturbing foreskin filthpig

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Big Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: racy swollen theater stage

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: smoky disturbing foreskin filthpig

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: multi-colored gay wizard nursing home

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Exciting flickering native voyeur

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: outnumbered boiling water

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Light tripping locale gaming laptop

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Passionate fishy persian

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Exciting flickering native voyeur

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Light tripping locale gaming laptop

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: abnormal well-lubricated private investor

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: filthy exhilarant theater pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ruby stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: multi-colored gay wizard nursing home

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled hyperactive address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled hyperactive address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Stubborn Kitty Cat Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Stubborn Kitty Cat Ratface

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Comical Frisky Institution

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: filthy exhilarant theater pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Thriller Sepia Community Account

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: racy swollen theater stage

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: multi-colored gay wizard nursing home

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bull headed skinny woman philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: curious gaped library

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49812165)