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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
floppy theatre sex offender
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Exhilarant Parlor
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Boyish Multi-billionaire State
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Boyish Multi-billionaire State
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Boyish Multi-billionaire State
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
appetizing hideous karate
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Exhilarant Parlor
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Exhilarant Parlor
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
talking indirect expression community account
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
Same.
pale alpha
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
chrome abusive elastic band
  08/09/18
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cracking laser beams institution
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
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  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
razzmatazz rough-skinned parlour bbw
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
ultramarine affirmative action temple
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Excitant duck-like ticket booth
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
cracking laser beams institution
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
insane nighttime office
  08/09/18
...
Provocative Bearded Gaping
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Scarlet unholy hall filthpig
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Arrogant lodge
  08/09/18
...
Provocative Bearded Gaping
  08/09/18
Cr
Emerald arousing juggernaut
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Scarlet unholy hall filthpig
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Underhanded fluffy partner
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
pale alpha
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Wonderful insecure milk stag film
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
frozen aphrodisiac locus
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Aromatic deer antler
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
peach theater
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Ruby house-broken double fault
  08/09/18
Sick
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Vibrant Gas Station
  08/09/18
...
Wine Flickering Brethren Church Building
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
supple home
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Underhanded fluffy partner
  08/09/18
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comical balding hissy fit pozpig
  08/09/18
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stirring menage gunner
  08/09/18
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  03/15/25
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
sticky soul-stirring point
  08/09/18
...
massive mad-dog skullcap hunting ground
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Scarlet unholy hall filthpig
  08/09/18
interesting
stirring menage gunner
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Titillating flushed stead dysfunction
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
insane nighttime office
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: floppy theatre sex offender

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant Parlor

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Boyish Multi-billionaire State

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Boyish Multi-billionaire State

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Boyish Multi-billionaire State

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: appetizing hideous karate

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant Parlor

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant Parlor

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: talking indirect expression community account

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: pale alpha

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: chrome abusive elastic band

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: cracking laser beams institution



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned parlour bbw

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned parlour bbw

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: ultramarine affirmative action temple

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Excitant duck-like ticket booth

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: cracking laser beams institution

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: insane nighttime office

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Provocative Bearded Gaping



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Scarlet unholy hall filthpig

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Arrogant lodge

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Provocative Bearded Gaping



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Emerald arousing juggernaut

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Scarlet unholy hall filthpig

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Underhanded fluffy partner

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: pale alpha

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Wonderful insecure milk stag film

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: frozen aphrodisiac locus

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Aromatic deer antler

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: peach theater

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Ruby house-broken double fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Vibrant Gas Station

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Wine Flickering Brethren Church Building



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: supple home

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Underhanded fluffy partner

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: comical balding hissy fit pozpig



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: stirring menage gunner



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chocolate adulterous casino police squad



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: sticky soul-stirring point

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: massive mad-dog skullcap hunting ground



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Scarlet unholy hall filthpig

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: stirring menage gunner

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Soggy Irate Crackhouse Incel

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Titillating flushed stead dysfunction

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: insane nighttime office

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#49446165)