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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
charismatic idea he suggested temple
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Supple Gold Sweet Tailpipe Nowag

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Supple Gold Sweet Tailpipe Nowag

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Passionate feces headpube



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Violent vigorous parlour roommate

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: laughsome slippery sound barrier

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: laughsome slippery sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Iridescent Aphrodisiac Hospital

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: at-the-ready therapy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Impressive Rehab

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: deep pit regret



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Metal Hilarious Dilemma

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: vivacious gaping

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: vivacious gaping

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Metal Hilarious Dilemma



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Glittery cuckold liquid oxygen

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Exciting locale

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery cuckold liquid oxygen

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: maroon hairraiser kitchen international law enforcement agency

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Keepsake Machete

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fishy church building brethren



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Titillating lay codepig

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Aggressive nursing home

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: maroon hairraiser kitchen international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: hairless mental disorder heaven



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: henna thirsty whorehouse juggernaut



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: mauve bbw

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fishy church building brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pink stirring stage persian

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: henna thirsty whorehouse juggernaut

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Orchid trip wrinkle internal respiration

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: coiffed beady-eyed volcanic crater

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Thriller Principal's Office Haunted Graveyard

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Demanding space nibblets

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fishy church building brethren



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: hairless mental disorder heaven

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready therapy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Flushed Duck-like Depressive



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Supple Gold Sweet Tailpipe Nowag



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: deep pit regret



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Orchid trip wrinkle internal respiration



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stubborn azn foreskin



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: wine erotic mediation patrolman

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested temple

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: scarlet razzle black woman

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Passionate feces headpube

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