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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Hot Electric Filthpig Pit
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Curious stage
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
amethyst goal in life area
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Heady jew
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Hot Electric Filthpig Pit
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Heady jew
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Heady jew
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Heady jew
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Hot Electric Filthpig Pit
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Heady jew
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
At-the-ready Garrison
  04/08/25
that's rude
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
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Hot Electric Filthpig Pit
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Infuriating garnet french chef location
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Heady jew
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Dark mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/08/25
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Hot Electric Filthpig Pit
  04/08/25
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magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Hot Electric Filthpig Pit
  04/09/25
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Hot Electric Filthpig Pit
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
glittery partner
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
odious copper marketing idea
  04/09/25
Ty
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/09/25
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ultramarine juggernaut corner
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Lemon internet-worthy main people
  04/09/25
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magical metal theater stage shitlib
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
salmon spot
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Marvelous station
  05/02/25
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magical metal theater stage shitlib
  05/12/25
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magical metal theater stage shitlib
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
odious copper marketing idea
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Unholy stimulating heaven dog poop
  06/03/25
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magical metal theater stage shitlib
  06/26/25
OP?
magical metal theater stage shitlib
  06/27/25
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magical metal theater stage shitlib
  07/09/25
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magical metal theater stage shitlib
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Hot Electric Filthpig Pit

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Curious stage

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: amethyst goal in life area

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Heady jew

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Hot Electric Filthpig Pit

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Heady jew

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Heady jew

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Heady jew

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Hot Electric Filthpig Pit

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Heady jew

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready Garrison

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Hot Electric Filthpig Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Infuriating garnet french chef location

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Heady jew

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Dark mad-dog skullcap

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Hot Electric Filthpig Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Hot Electric Filthpig Pit

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Hot Electric Filthpig Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: glittery partner

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: odious copper marketing idea

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ultramarine juggernaut corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Lemon internet-worthy main people

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: salmon spot

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Marvelous station

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: odious copper marketing idea

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Brilliant adulterous pocket flask plaza

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Unholy stimulating heaven dog poop

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: magical metal theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49331552)