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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
OF
domesticated ceo hospital
  12/19/25
Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
Smoky irradiated preventive strike liquid oxygen
  12/19/25
We are zero percent jewish
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
Smoky irradiated preventive strike liquid oxygen
  12/19/25
I didn't say we were white gentiles
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State Coll...
Adventurous range
  12/19/25
lol never gets old
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Pittsburg is an okay city too.
Beady-eyed Site Philosopher-king
  12/23/25
why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
passionate house
  12/19/25
I didn't think she would get accepted.
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
Great parent
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This reasoning is normal
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Greedy dilemma dingle berry
  12/23/25
great job dipshit
passionate house
  12/19/25
LMAO
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  12/19/25
She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain ...
Diverse Associate
  12/19/25
We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astr...
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well...
misunderstood racy rigor stage
  12/19/25
We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and do...
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses th...
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do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches...
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  12/19/25
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misunderstood racy rigor stage
  12/19/25
You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
cerebral startling sanctuary
  12/19/25
Turbogoys here
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
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  12/20/25
Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
Deep Shitlib
  12/19/25
It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
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  12/19/25
Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
Deep Shitlib
  12/19/25
great thread
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  12/19/25
It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to f...
fragrant property wrinkle
  12/19/25
I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
That’s a great start. You’re probably also gett...
fragrant property wrinkle
  12/19/25
Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal? ...
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  12/19/25
No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you nev...
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  12/19/25
lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was d...
Talented up-to-no-good toaster
  12/19/25
why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses a...
Harsh electric church
  12/19/25
I don't think you know how FAFSA works
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/19/25
retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
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  12/19/25
Typical Gen Xer
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Why didn't you save for college? Why can't she just go an...
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Just let her take out loans
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Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the wei...
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How many kids do you have?
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How much does Penn cost these days? Your income/net worth...
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How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn&rsq...
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zippy stock car boistinker
  12/20/25
Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out
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  12/20/25
For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room ...
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/20/25
Lmao u are fucked
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  12/20/25
Proper fucked
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/20/25
Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??
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this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord
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  12/20/25
What kind of Asian are you?
Lavender comical stage
  12/20/25
South Asian
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/20/25
Jesus
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  12/20/25
? We're all South Asians, are we not?
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/20/25
…in this great dharavi of life.
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two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget...
Greedy dilemma dingle berry
  12/23/25
Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me. I'm Christ...
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/23/25
in all seriousness, looks like they are academically incline...
Greedy dilemma dingle berry
  12/23/25
I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her s...
zippy stock car boistinker
  12/23/25
Wow! Congrats!
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  12/20/25
gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retakin...
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
she'll get a full ride at penn st
Sooty plaza
  12/23/25
damn man, you maed it
Self-absorbed Red Trailer Park
  12/23/25
She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!
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  12/23/25


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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: domesticated ceo hospital

OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523515)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Smoky irradiated preventive strike liquid oxygen

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Smoky irradiated preventive strike liquid oxygen

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Adventurous range

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: cerebral startling sanctuary



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: bossy spot



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Greedy dilemma dingle berry



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: ungodly emerald skinny woman



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Stirring charcoal corner idiot



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: salmon twisted legend forum



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Site Philosopher-king

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: passionate house

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: contagious mustard mad cow disease location

Great parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523614)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Deep Shitlib

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Greedy dilemma dingle berry



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: passionate house

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: rebellious people who are hurt

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523623)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Diverse Associate

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: misunderstood racy rigor stage

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: misunderstood racy rigor stage

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: vivacious slap-happy point faggotry



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: passionate house

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523731)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: misunderstood racy rigor stage

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: cerebral startling sanctuary

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Khaki mediation locale

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Deep Shitlib

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: marvelous at-the-ready nibblets

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Deep Shitlib

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Iridescent unholy pozpig

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: fragrant property wrinkle

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523709)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: fragrant property wrinkle

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Titillating Marketing Idea Shrine

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525176)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Tan charismatic gunner



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: coiffed brass patrolman

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: curious hell haunted graveyard



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good toaster

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Pink elite crotch

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good toaster

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Harsh electric church

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Harsh electric church

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: indecent flickering main people therapy

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: chrome exciting masturbator lettuce

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rehab Private Investor

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Lavender comical stage

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Drunken space knife

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523920)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: bull headed bistre parlor fanboi

How many kids do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523930)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: avocado aphrodisiac garrison

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523944)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: motley codepig

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49523963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: lilac church building trust fund

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524074)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: splenetic bipolar ratface

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle flushed locus

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: Massive Concupiscible Friendly Grandma Giraffe

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: Godawful Scarlet Bawdyhouse

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Ocher state

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Massive Concupiscible Friendly Grandma Giraffe

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Lavender comical stage

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Smoky irradiated preventive strike liquid oxygen

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: misunderstood racy rigor stage

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: arousing voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Tan charismatic gunner

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Greedy dilemma dingle berry

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Greedy dilemma dingle berry

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: zippy stock car boistinker

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: arousing voyeur

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Grizzly Lay Black Woman

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: unhinged digit ratio

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Sooty plaza

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Red Trailer Park

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Grizzly Lay Black Woman

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2/#49535235)