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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Light cruise ship

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Shimmering mewling gay wizard



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Light cruise ship

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Bossy windowlicker

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Puce provocative field stock car



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Insane Degenerate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Free-loading crystalline fortuitous meteor turdskin

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: effete orchid office queen of the night

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Bossy windowlicker

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: disturbing spot

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Salmon pozpig



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nursing home fat ankles

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Hairraiser lilac abode

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Flickering hissy fit forum

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good titillating set



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Flickering hissy fit forum

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Saffron dashing codepig whorehouse

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Silver menage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Flickering hissy fit forum

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: sepia plaza national security agency

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Comical Tan Friendly Grandma Laser Beams



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Violent market depressive

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: territorial half-breed chad

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Flickering hissy fit forum

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Light cruise ship

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Flickering hissy fit forum

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Comical Tan Friendly Grandma Laser Beams



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Violent market depressive



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Silver menage

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nursing home fat ankles

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Flickering hissy fit forum



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: blathering temple

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: frisky ebony round eye

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Light cruise ship

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: slate famous landscape painting



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: spruce apoplectic dilemma mood

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Supple newt

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Light cruise ship

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating piazza gaming laptop



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Bespoke main people institution



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Light cruise ship



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Red space faggotry

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: disturbing spot



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: deranged box office



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: spectacular black mediation

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: blathering temple



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickabbalah



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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