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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
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Charismatic deep principal's office
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
tripping son of senegal locale
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Charismatic deep principal's office
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Fragrant Sanctuary Boiling Water
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
Bateful lodge knife
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slimy misunderstood temple pisswyrm
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Cordovan public bath dopamine
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
sooty insanely creepy fortuitous meteor
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bistre cracking mental disorder
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naked awkward generalized bond point
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bistre cracking mental disorder
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
Appetizing azure locus puppy
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Glittery Onyx Elastic Band
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Spectacular Space Antidepressant Drug
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
light abode queen of the night
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bistre cracking mental disorder
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
hilarious crackhouse internal respiration
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Narrow-minded out-of-control haunted graveyard
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slimy misunderstood temple pisswyrm
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Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
light abode queen of the night
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Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
tripping son of senegal locale
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Swashbuckling stage
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Swashbuckling stage
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Nofapping hissy fit
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light abode queen of the night
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
abusive salmon institution
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Flushed Factory Reset Button
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
translucent kitty
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
ultramarine quadroon ape
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Well-lubricated theater
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Flushed Factory Reset Button
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
know-it-all whorehouse really tough guy
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
sooty insanely creepy fortuitous meteor
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Bateful lodge knife
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
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Soggy hospital dingle berry
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
light abode queen of the night
  11/14/19
historically important thread
Nofapping hissy fit
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Shaky Location Philosopher-king
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
light abode queen of the night
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rebellious heady field cumskin
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Charismatic deep principal's office



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: tripping son of senegal locale

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Charismatic deep principal's office

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Sanctuary Boiling Water

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bateful lodge knife

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Glittery Onyx Elastic Band



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: slimy misunderstood temple pisswyrm



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Rose Nubile Casino Corn Cake



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Cordovan public bath dopamine



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: sooty insanely creepy fortuitous meteor

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bistre cracking mental disorder



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: naked awkward generalized bond point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: bistre cracking mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Appetizing azure locus puppy

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Glittery Onyx Elastic Band



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Space Antidepressant Drug



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bistre cracking mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: hilarious crackhouse internal respiration

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded out-of-control haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: slimy misunderstood temple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: tripping son of senegal locale

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stage

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Nofapping hissy fit

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: abusive salmon institution

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Flushed Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: translucent kitty

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: ultramarine quadroon ape

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Well-lubricated theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Flushed Factory Reset Button

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: know-it-all whorehouse really tough guy

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: sooty insanely creepy fortuitous meteor

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Bateful lodge knife

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Flickering patrolman indian lodge

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Soggy hospital dingle berry



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Nofapping hissy fit

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Shaky Location Philosopher-king



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: light abode queen of the night

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2/#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: rebellious heady field cumskin



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