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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: pale dopamine

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park telephone



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: boyish juggernaut spot



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Saffron comical potus



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Mauve Idea He Suggested Property

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz sinister genital piercing internal respiration



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: stirring hall antidepressant drug

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: deep church building community account



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: rambunctious fanboi meetinghouse

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: bateful location faggotry

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: pink impertinent nursing home friendly grandma

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: glassy yapping business firm police squad



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: stubborn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: deep church building community account

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Avocado contagious pisswyrm circlehead



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Jade dead stag film



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Excitant den jewess

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: pale dopamine

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: pale dopamine

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Autistic Wrinkle

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: deep church building community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Avocado contagious pisswyrm circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: pink impertinent nursing home friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: effete yarmulke half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: spruce floppy toilet seat



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: spruce floppy toilet seat



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Violent Wine Son Of Senegal



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: rambunctious fanboi meetinghouse



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Avocado contagious pisswyrm circlehead



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: stirring hall antidepressant drug



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: mint tanning salon



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Supple chartreuse box office



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: big orange lodge

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: indigo national

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: motley yellow national security agency trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: bipolar principal's office scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: startled arousing dysfunction

lmao

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Grizzly insanely creepy water buffalo gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: stirring hall antidepressant drug



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: glassy yapping business firm police squad



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Fragrant New Version

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Avocado contagious pisswyrm circlehead



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: spruce floppy toilet seat



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: pale dopamine



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: effete yarmulke half-breed



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: coiffed garrison becky



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: coiffed garrison becky



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: pink impertinent nursing home friendly grandma

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Supple chartreuse box office



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: spruce floppy toilet seat



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#49354908)