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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
wonderful jet-lagged principal's office boltzmann
  11/17/23
feels like it
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
wonderful jet-lagged principal's office boltzmann
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
wonderful jet-lagged principal's office boltzmann
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
...
flesh abode stain
  11/17/23
...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
snowy impressive blood rage
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
pungent hominid
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
pungent hominid
  11/17/23
ty
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
cr pick
green ungodly clown
  11/17/23
ty
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
tcw
Excitant meetinghouse
  11/17/23
Ty
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
charismatic aggressive hell
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
green ungodly clown
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
pungent hominid
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
pungent hominid
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
very tactful sexy alpha garrison
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
very tactful sexy alpha garrison
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
very tactful sexy alpha garrison
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
Big-titted overrated kitchen
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
pungent hominid
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
*likes it*
pungent hominid
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
pungent hominid
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
bespoke deranged field faggotry
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
provocative mint pozpig
  11/17/23
cr
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
Chocolate Parlour
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
Umber Metal Dog Poop
  11/18/23
...
Chocolate Parlour
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: wonderful jet-lagged principal's office boltzmann

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: wonderful jet-lagged principal's office boltzmann

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: wonderful jet-lagged principal's office boltzmann

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: flesh abode stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: snowy impressive blood rage

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: pungent hominid

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: pungent hominid

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: green ungodly clown

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Excitant meetinghouse

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: charismatic aggressive hell

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: green ungodly clown

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: pungent hominid

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: pungent hominid

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: very tactful sexy alpha garrison

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: very tactful sexy alpha garrison

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: very tactful sexy alpha garrison

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Big-titted overrated kitchen

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: pungent hominid

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: pungent hominid

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: pungent hominid

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: bespoke deranged field faggotry

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: provocative mint pozpig

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: Umber Metal Dog Poop

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: Chocolate Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2/#49454121)