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HYPO: $3mil (tax free), must eat 4 sticks of butter daily for year

you get 20 off days. you can cook w the butter so long as th...
Racy hominid
  07/06/25
I don't even think this would be hard. I'd eat 4-6 butter s...
galvanic center trust fund
  07/06/25
4 sticks of butter is like 3200 calories and 460 or so grams...
Racy hominid
  07/06/25
He’s just rolling with the flame, you would be dead if...
Ungodly Adventurous Pistol Roast Beef
  07/06/25
Try to work out and do cardio as much as possible and drink ...
galvanic center trust fund
  07/06/25
Seems doable. Anyone know what happens to your shit if you e...
concupiscible chad
  07/06/25
no fucking chance. a tablespoon of butter is a lot
exciting garnet hunting ground
  07/06/25
Done. It's all getting melted and put on things. Only ot...
chestnut bateful gaping
  07/06/25
Enjoy cancer
Nofapping place of business den
  07/06/25
Lowest human equivalent dose in the cancer study is 35 mg, a...
chestnut bateful gaping
  07/06/25
so TSINAH gets a $3 mil after tax dollars and doesn't have t...
Internet-worthy maroon doctorate
  07/06/25
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disgusting legend weed whacker
  07/06/25
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naked appetizing twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
This wouldn’t be too bad. I’ll just do 3-4 hours...
curious factory reset button
  07/06/25
i think this is cr. you'd have to stop working, and just fo...
mustard field
  07/06/25
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galvanic center trust fund
  07/06/25
i agree but seems like if you get injured you’re in a ...
Racy hominid
  07/06/25
i agree, there is significant risk involved, both in terms o...
mustard field
  07/06/25
there's a very low risk of meaningful injury with low intens...
curious factory reset button
  07/06/25
I'm pretty confident that if you just soaked veggies in butt...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
This is impossible.
Chocolate Sinister School Cafeteria Legal Warrant
  07/06/25
I 100% percent take the first year, that is not hard, you wo...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
how tf is 4 stick of butter mashed potatoes an almost health...
Racy hominid
  07/06/25
potatoes are basically the perfect food and you can whip an ...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
well nobody's saying that it would taste bad
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
and it would also be fairly nutritious, a basic bitch gym br...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
the calories aren't the problem though i think it's the fat...
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
it's 3 million and people do this for free
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
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chestnut bateful gaping
  07/07/25
i feel like you'd probably die before the year was up
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
you could probably eat butter straight and not die for a yea...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
4 sticks is a ton of butter though. a stick of good scottish...
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
it is your fulltime job, being active isn't a real problem, ...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
idk man i don't think people are eating 4 sticks of butter a...
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
what do you think is in a fucking pizza?
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
2-3 tablespoons of olive oil some fat from cheese (probably...
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
by your own measures it would only require two and yes the f...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
who is eating three entire pizzas a day? we're talking large...
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
I really don't think you understand how many calories are in...
hilarious genital piercing macaca
  07/06/25
Easy. There’s a pound of butter in most pasta dishes y...
Nofapping place of business den
  07/06/25
Healthier than the SuperSize me diet
contagious business firm
  07/06/25
didn't it come out later that the real reason that guy ended...
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
Should have drunk butter Alcohol is poison
contagious business firm
  07/06/25
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/05/05/404435137/te...
Trip National Half-breed
  07/06/25
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Racy hominid
  07/06/25
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disgusting legend weed whacker
  07/06/25
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chestnut bateful gaping
  07/06/25
Don't French people in France do this everyday?
Filthy theatre knife
  07/06/25
I originally read this as four CUPS of butter per day, which...
chrome deranged lodge
  07/06/25
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chestnut bateful gaping
  07/06/25
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Twisted histrionic private investor
  07/07/25
this is your future: https://gray-wcsc-prod.gtv-cdn.com/...
Misanthropic electric pervert location
  07/06/25
That guy was eating 6-9 pounds of butter/cheese per day. ...
galvanic center trust fund
  07/06/25
Figure out how to make a drink with butter like a tea so you...
very tactful church corn cake
  07/06/25
great idea
Racy hominid
  07/06/25
lmfao This really is a great bait account
chestnut bateful gaping
  07/06/25
That's a typical day for a Danish person
Big selfie
  07/06/25
I think this would kill me, so no.
Twisted histrionic private investor
  07/07/25
Disco Fats in a rush to leverage all his assets and get the ...
crusty rigor resort
  07/07/25
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chestnut bateful gaping
  07/07/25
hell yes and I move to a high income tax state to further le...
comical keepsake machete
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Racy hominid

you get 20 off days. you can cook w the butter so long as the dish incorporates all the butter (eg, you can eat a saucy dish w the butter cooked in the sauce so long as you consume all the sauce, you can’t just fry fish in a butter loaded sauce pan and call it good).

the butter is free. delivered daily.

if you take the deal, you have the option of extending for another year on new terms: 6 sticks of butter, $5 mil (tax free), otherwise same terms.

do you take the deal? if so, take the bonus year? strategies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49076879)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: galvanic center trust fund

I don't even think this would be hard. I'd eat 4-6 butter sandwiches a day on white toast (1 stick of butter per sandwich).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49076885)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Racy hominid

4 sticks of butter is like 3200 calories and 460 or so grams of fat. how are u avoiding massive weight gain here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49076898)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ungodly Adventurous Pistol Roast Beef

He’s just rolling with the flame, you would be dead if you tried this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49076903)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: galvanic center trust fund

Try to work out and do cardio as much as possible and drink a lot of water I guess. I agree I would probably gain a lot of weight over the two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49076951)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: concupiscible chad

Seems doable. Anyone know what happens to your shit if you eat that much butter tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49076902)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: exciting garnet hunting ground

no fucking chance. a tablespoon of butter is a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49076907)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: chestnut bateful gaping

Done.

It's all getting melted and put on things. Only other food I'm eating is lean meat.

I'm jumping on cardarine, which is a PPARδ agonist and will turn my body into a fat burning machine. Also definitely doing like 2 hours of fasted cardio every fucking day, and on the off days I am not eating at all.

Gonna be a slog, but doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077021)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Nofapping place of business den

Enjoy cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077255)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: chestnut bateful gaping

Lowest human equivalent dose in the cancer study is 35 mg, and you can get by with running about half of that with insane results.

The other thing about that study is that it ran for 2 years, on the same rats and mice. Incidence of tumors in these species at the end of two years is typically extremely high anyway, and a leading natural cause of death. Would be very nice to see several more 12 month studies.

Also, for $3 million, I think you can do it for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077693)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maroon doctorate

so TSINAH gets a $3 mil after tax dollars and doesn't have to change his lifestyle at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077024)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: disgusting legend weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077275)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: naked appetizing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077695)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: curious factory reset button

This wouldn’t be too bad. I’ll just do 3-4 hours of zone 2 bike riding a day. Low risk of injury. Your metabolic rate will go up as you put on weight. You could likely get sufficient nutrients at 4000 total calories a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077041)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: mustard field

i think this is cr. you'd have to stop working, and just focus on as much low impact cardio as you can. swimming, biking, walking, just nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077295)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: galvanic center trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077307)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Racy hominid

i agree but seems like if you get injured you’re in a real pickle

can’t really just “stop” after a while because i would’ve quit my job to pull this off but 4x sticks daily while sitting on my ass could at least end my marriage if not life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077434)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: mustard field

i agree, there is significant risk involved, both in terms of fat intake, caloric intake, injury risk, etc. but $3 million tax free? i'd have to consider it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077494)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: curious factory reset button

there's a very low risk of meaningful injury with low intensity exercise on a stationary bike. even if you lost a few weeks of exercise throughout the year, you are not going to gain a significant amount of weight from a butter + minimal nutrition diet.

the biggest concern is letting your LDL go crazy with all the fat. you would need to nuke it with statins, ezetimibe, fiber and possibly a PCSK9 inhibitor. anyway, i think this deal is a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

I'm pretty confident that if you just soaked veggies in butter you could do this for a year without any meaningful health impact, people eat worse than this for decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077699)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Chocolate Sinister School Cafeteria Legal Warrant

This is impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077062)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

I 100% percent take the first year, that is not hard, you wouldn't even have to work out hard to beat that, there are so many delicious sauces you could eat or hell you could just throw it in mashed potatoes and honestly barely be unhealthy

the second year is an issue, I would probably say no to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077070)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Racy hominid

how tf is 4 stick of butter mashed potatoes an almost healthy dish?

I lean towards going for it but mashed potatoes sounds like one of the quickest ways to die doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077207)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

potatoes are basically the perfect food and you can whip an absurd amount of butter into them, it would be terribly fatty but it would not be hard to get two sticks into one decent pot and just skip the rest of your meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077214)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

well nobody's saying that it would taste bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077226)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

and it would also be fairly nutritious, a basic bitch gym bro could handle that amount of calories with no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077227)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

the calories aren't the problem though

i think it's the fat content and the type of fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077231)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

it's 3 million and people do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077236)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: chestnut bateful gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49078909)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

i feel like you'd probably die before the year was up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077212)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

you could probably eat butter straight and not die for a year, modern people are pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077218)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

4 sticks is a ton of butter though. a stick of good scottish butter is pretty hefty and the accumulation of lipids in your cardiovascular system would really start weighing on you unless you were very, very active daily (as a gardener or rancher or something) without fail

is butter hard on the kidneys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077224)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

it is your fulltime job, being active isn't a real problem, you do realize normal fully alive fats without millions of dollars run this expiriment daily more or less and without exercise and are quite alive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077230)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

idk man i don't think people are eating 4 sticks of butter a day much of anywhere

in sneed oil terms that'd be about ~2 whole cups of canola or vegetable oil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077235)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

what do you think is in a fucking pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077237)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

2-3 tablespoons of olive oil

some fat from cheese (probably equivalent to a stick or two of butter)

but nobody's eating 3 pizzas a day by themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077248)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

by your own measures it would only require two and yes the fuck they are, lots of them, and it isn't as though eating ribeye and 20 eggs is good for you it's just those guys work it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077302)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

who is eating three entire pizzas a day? we're talking large Dave Portnoy ones where he takes two bites and writes his review sized pizzas. you would be corpulent after two months of this. your bowels would be full of liquid day in and day out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: hilarious genital piercing macaca

I really don't think you understand how many calories are in a pizza, a full new york pie is covering 3 sticks of butter and easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077535)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Nofapping place of business den

Easy. There’s a pound of butter in most pasta dishes you get at restaurants. Easy to just dip crab in butter. And you’d get jacked. Butter is actually very good for you contrary to popular belief due to big food company advertising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077251)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: contagious business firm

Healthier than the SuperSize me diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077253)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

didn't it come out later that the real reason that guy ended up looking so unhealthy was actually binge drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077260)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: contagious business firm

Should have drunk butter

Alcohol is poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077263)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Trip National Half-breed

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/05/05/404435137/tea-tuesdays-butter-up-that-tea-tibetan-style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077272)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Racy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077277)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: disgusting legend weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077305)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: chestnut bateful gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077694)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Filthy theatre knife

Don't French people in France do this everyday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077278)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: chrome deranged lodge

I originally read this as four CUPS of butter per day, which would be difficult. 4 sticks? Sign me up. Is it okay if I eat more than 4 sticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077552)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: chestnut bateful gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077696)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Twisted histrionic private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49078736)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic electric pervert location

this is your future:

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https://www.live5news.com/2025/02/06/man-develops-yellow-nodules-skin-after-eating-6-9-pounds-cheese-butter-every-day/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077565)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: galvanic center trust fund

That guy was eating 6-9 pounds of butter/cheese per day.

4 sticks of butter is only 1 pound, it would be no problem. As I said upthread, just eating a few butter sandwiches a day would take care of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077672)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: very tactful church corn cake

Figure out how to make a drink with butter like a tea so you are just pissing it out and not getting fat from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077659)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Racy hominid

great idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077678)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: chestnut bateful gaping

lmfao

This really is a great bait account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077697)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Big selfie

That's a typical day for a Danish person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49077688)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Twisted histrionic private investor

I think this would kill me, so no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49078725)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: crusty rigor resort

Disco Fats in a rush to leverage all his assets and get the 3mm to pay for forced curbing of his butter habit in hopes he can drag his fat ass up a mountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49078735)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: chestnut bateful gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49078911)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: comical keepsake machete

hell yes and I move to a high income tax state to further leverage this incredible opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746801&forum_id=2/#49078763)