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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: turquoise box office



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: duck-like background story

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Carnelian boiling water



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: talented circlehead



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: iridescent incel gunner

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: big theatre halford

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: duck-like background story

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: obsidian cumskin plaza

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Odious Chest-beating Den



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Vivacious light garrison

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: awkward alpha property

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good shaky house

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone casino



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shaky house

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: lilac soul-stirring resort

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: wine comical philosopher-king



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shaky house

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: excitant water buffalo institution

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy frisky menage pistol



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: nofapping police squad crackhouse

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Dopamine

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shaky house

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shaky house

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy frisky menage pistol



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: nofapping police squad crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: wine comical philosopher-king

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Vivacious light garrison

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good shaky house



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: contagious startled principal's office

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: supple sinister mother spot

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: greedy indirect expression forum



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Charismatic Church Building

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2/#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: heady orchestra pit deer antler

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: vengeful nibblets nowag



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Fragrant skinny woman famous landscape painting



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: stirring gas station crotch

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: obsidian cumskin plaza



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Bonkers Diverse Really Tough Guy



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: garnet stimulating public bath pisswyrm

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: contagious startled principal's office



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: vigorous doctorate mood



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Odious Chest-beating Den



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: METATRON



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