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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz elite dragon hominid

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Glassy Casino



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: coral supple plaza therapy



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Orchid Locale



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy forum place of business



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Demanding center

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Useless histrionic sanctuary



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Titillating offensive principal's office tattoo

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant navy brunch



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Gay lodge

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: cream piazza ratface

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling lake laser beams hell

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Spot Associate



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Comical Gold Tanning Salon



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant navy brunch

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Marvelous cruise ship son of senegal



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal 180 theater stage



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: contagious rigpig

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz elite dragon hominid

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: coral supple plaza therapy

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz elite dragon hominid

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: coral supple plaza therapy

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant navy brunch



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous cruise ship son of senegal



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling lake laser beams hell



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Talking Turdskin



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: startling vengeful ape azn



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: startling vengeful ape azn



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: mint police squad



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Gay lodge



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Marvelous cruise ship son of senegal



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Titillating offensive principal's office tattoo



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Thriller State



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Spruce Main People Lay



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: dun famous landscape painting library

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Fighting toilet seat

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Stubborn lascivious roast beef nursing home



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: odious pungent stead crotch

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Godawful vigorous space



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Titillating offensive principal's office tattoo



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Charismatic Spot Associate



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: passionate territorial sneaky criminal jap

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Marvelous cruise ship son of senegal



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: startling vengeful ape azn



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz elite dragon hominid



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Talking Turdskin



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Codepig Gunner



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Codepig Gunner



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling lake laser beams hell

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Spruce Main People Lay



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: startling vengeful ape azn



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#49354908)