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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
curious khaki knife boistinker
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Razzmatazz Pea-brained Area
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
french station nowag
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Adventurous Church
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
wild dilemma
  08/30/25
...
Bipolar flesh rehab queen of the night
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Gold violent forum preventive strike
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
transparent macaca temple
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
curious khaki knife boistinker
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
transparent macaca temple
  08/31/25
...
nighttime bateful mother tanning salon
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
french station nowag
  08/31/25
delusional take
nighttime bateful mother tanning salon
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
french station nowag
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
green home
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
french station nowag
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
french station nowag
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
curious khaki knife boistinker
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
french station nowag
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
curious khaki knife boistinker
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
french station nowag
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
french station nowag
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
french station nowag
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig
  09/05/25
...
french station nowag
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Silver box office messiness
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig
  09/05/25
...
french station nowag
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
french station nowag
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
curious khaki knife boistinker
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Passionate Crackhouse
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
french station nowag
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Passionate Crackhouse
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
french station nowag
  09/05/25
Kenny
vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
curious khaki knife boistinker
  09/06/25
...
burgundy indian lodge depressive
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
french station nowag
  09/06/25
...
burgundy indian lodge depressive
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
curious khaki knife boistinker
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
french station nowag
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Ebony chad
  09/07/25
Explain
curious khaki knife boistinker
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Hairraiser Meetinghouse Windowlicker
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
curious khaki knife boistinker
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
french station nowag
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
curious khaki knife boistinker
  09/07/25
...
green home
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
french station nowag
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
french station nowag
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
french station nowag
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
french station nowag
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
french station nowag
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
french station nowag
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
french station nowag
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig
  01/18/26
...
french station nowag
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
slimy infuriating library
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
french station nowag
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pea-brained Area

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: french station nowag

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Church

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: wild dilemma

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bipolar flesh rehab queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Gold violent forum preventive strike

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: transparent macaca temple

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: transparent macaca temple

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: nighttime bateful mother tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: french station nowag

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: nighttime bateful mother tanning salon

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: french station nowag

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: green home

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: french station nowag

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: french station nowag

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: french station nowag

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: french station nowag

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: french station nowag

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: french station nowag

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: french station nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Silver box office messiness

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: french station nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: french station nowag

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Passionate Crackhouse

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: french station nowag

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Passionate Crackhouse

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: french station nowag

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: french station nowag

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: french station nowag

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Ebony chad

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser Meetinghouse Windowlicker

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: french station nowag

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: curious khaki knife boistinker

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: green home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: french station nowag

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: french station nowag

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: french station nowag

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: french station nowag

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: french station nowag

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: french station nowag

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: french station nowag

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous carnelian theatre rigpig

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: french station nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: slimy infuriating library

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: french station nowag

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49616728)