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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
pontificating school nibblets
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
pontificating school nibblets
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
floppy boistinker
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/06/25
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excitant orchid really tough guy
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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floppy boistinker
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Misanthropic Principal's Office
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big rigor
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cracking set deer antler
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Flesh trip ceo menage
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
pontificating school nibblets
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Flesh trip ceo menage
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Flesh trip ceo menage
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
pontificating school nibblets
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Flesh trip ceo menage
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
stirring cuckoldry tattoo
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Flesh trip ceo menage
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Opaque nowag marketing idea
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Shivering Electric Weed Whacker Garrison
  07/06/25
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cracking set deer antler
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Claret alpha
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Garnet brunch
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
umber sadistic senate
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Diverse Roommate Home
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Crystalline cerebral cruise ship
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
stirring cuckoldry tattoo
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Crystalline cerebral cruise ship
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
stirring cuckoldry tattoo
  07/07/25
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vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Crystalline cerebral cruise ship
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
umber sadistic senate
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
stirring cuckoldry tattoo
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Crystalline cerebral cruise ship
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Crystalline cerebral cruise ship
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Crystalline cerebral cruise ship
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Crystalline cerebral cruise ship
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Claret alpha
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams
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Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
histrionic kitchen
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Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
bonkers racy round eye
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Crawly school cafeteria jew
  07/11/25
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Odious Insanely Creepy Center
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
jet abnormal scourge upon the earth brethren
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: pontificating school nibblets

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: pontificating school nibblets

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: floppy boistinker

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: excitant orchid really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling violent field immigrant

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Flesh trip ceo menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: floppy boistinker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone national coffee pot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Claret alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed walnut gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Diverse Roommate Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: fighting vigorous locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: chocolate theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Crawly school cafeteria jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Ocher parlour halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: big rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cracking set deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Flesh trip ceo menage

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: pontificating school nibblets

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Flesh trip ceo menage

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Flesh trip ceo menage

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: pontificating school nibblets

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Flesh trip ceo menage

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: stirring cuckoldry tattoo

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Flesh trip ceo menage

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Opaque nowag marketing idea

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Shivering Electric Weed Whacker Garrison

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: cracking set deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Claret alpha

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Garnet brunch

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: umber sadistic senate

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Diverse Roommate Home

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Crystalline cerebral cruise ship

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: stirring cuckoldry tattoo

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Crystalline cerebral cruise ship

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: stirring cuckoldry tattoo

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Crystalline cerebral cruise ship

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: umber sadistic senate

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: stirring cuckoldry tattoo

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Crystalline cerebral cruise ship

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Crystalline cerebral cruise ship

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Crystalline cerebral cruise ship

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Crystalline cerebral cruise ship

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Claret alpha



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: histrionic kitchen

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flesh trip ceo menage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious chartreuse mad cow disease laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: bonkers racy round eye

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Crawly school cafeteria jew

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Odious Insanely Creepy Center



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: jet abnormal scourge upon the earth brethren

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099235)