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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Shaky cream hissy fit internal respiration
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea
  04/18/25
Cr.
at-the-ready marvelous menage windowlicker
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
mauve cerebral heaven
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
flatulent library masturbator
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Boyish azure immigrant
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Magenta den pervert
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
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  04/18/25
...
Snowy legend plaza
  04/18/25
...
plum motley crackhouse
  08/17/26
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Vigorous New Version
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Thirsty Costumed Address
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
out-of-control electric really tough guy hall
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
out-of-control electric really tough guy hall
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Snowy legend plaza
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
out-of-control electric really tough guy hall
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
out-of-control electric really tough guy hall
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Multi-colored very tactful famous landscape painting alpha
  04/18/25
jfc goys
out-of-control electric really tough guy hall
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Snowy legend plaza
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
dark bearded kitty
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Snowy legend plaza
  04/18/25
Ty friend
dark bearded kitty
  04/18/25
...
Tantric crimson corner idea he suggested
  08/17/26
...
Tantric crimson corner idea he suggested
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Judgmental Business Firm
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Judgmental Business Firm
  04/18/25
...
offensive maroon goal in life
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
out-of-control electric really tough guy hall
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/18/25
...
Vigorous New Version
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
light native
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
dark bearded kitty
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Mahogany titillating theatre
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  08/17/26
...
Tantric crimson corner idea he suggested
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Mahogany titillating theatre
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Mahogany titillating theatre
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Mahogany titillating theatre
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Deep talented useless brakes generalized bond
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Mahogany titillating theatre
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Deep talented useless brakes generalized bond
  08/17/26
...
federal shimmering indian lodge milk
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Judgmental Business Firm
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Mahogany titillating theatre
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Judgmental Business Firm
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
mauve cerebral heaven
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Mahogany titillating theatre
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Shaky cream hissy fit internal respiration

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: at-the-ready marvelous menage windowlicker

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: mauve cerebral heaven

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: flatulent library masturbator

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Boyish azure immigrant

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Magenta den pervert

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Snowy legend plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: plum motley crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Vigorous New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Thirsty Costumed Address

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: out-of-control electric really tough guy hall

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: out-of-control electric really tough guy hall

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Snowy legend plaza

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: out-of-control electric really tough guy hall

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: out-of-control electric really tough guy hall

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored very tactful famous landscape painting alpha

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: out-of-control electric really tough guy hall

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Snowy legend plaza

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: dark bearded kitty

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Snowy legend plaza

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: dark bearded kitty

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Tantric crimson corner idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Tantric crimson corner idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Judgmental Business Firm

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Judgmental Business Firm

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: offensive maroon goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: out-of-control electric really tough guy hall

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Vigorous New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: light native

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: dark bearded kitty

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: rusted beady-eyed principal's office marketing idea

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Tantric crimson corner idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: poppy geriatric mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Deep talented useless brakes generalized bond

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Deep talented useless brakes generalized bond

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: federal shimmering indian lodge milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Judgmental Business Firm

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Judgmental Business Firm

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: mauve cerebral heaven

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Mahogany titillating theatre

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146047)