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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Ebony bbw
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Beta Haunting Stain
  04/18/25
Cr.
Fragrant friendly grandma
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
excitant lake chapel therapy
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
demanding puce school athletic conference
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Slippery Dog Poop
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Mint internal respiration
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
confused new version bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
confused new version bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
...
Flesh garrison marketing idea
  04/18/25
...
insecure gaming laptop mexican
  08/17/26
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Embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Insane Coldplay Fan Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Flesh garrison marketing idea
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Bat shit crazy boltzmann
  04/18/25
jfc goys
appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Flesh garrison marketing idea
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Umber bisexual spot karate
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Flesh garrison marketing idea
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Umber bisexual spot karate
  04/18/25
...
maize lay
  08/17/26
...
maize lay
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Mahogany parlour sandwich
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Mahogany parlour sandwich
  04/18/25
...
crusty toilet seat
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/18/25
...
Embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Infuriating Anal Rehab Reading Party
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Umber bisexual spot karate
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Beta Haunting Stain
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  08/17/26
...
maize lay
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
confused new version bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
confused new version bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
confused new version bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Dashing Property Ceo
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Dashing Property Ceo
  08/17/26
...
arousing mustard range
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Mahogany parlour sandwich
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Mahogany parlour sandwich
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
excitant lake chapel therapy
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Aphrodisiac useless persian
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Ebony bbw

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Beta Haunting Stain

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Fragrant friendly grandma

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: excitant lake chapel therapy

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: demanding puce school athletic conference

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Slippery Dog Poop

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Mint internal respiration

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: confused new version bawdyhouse

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: confused new version bawdyhouse

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Flesh garrison marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: insecure gaming laptop mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Insane Coldplay Fan Mad Cow Disease

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Flesh garrison marketing idea

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Flesh garrison marketing idea

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Umber bisexual spot karate

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Flesh garrison marketing idea

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Umber bisexual spot karate

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: maize lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: maize lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Mahogany parlour sandwich

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Mahogany parlour sandwich

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: crusty toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged church weed whacker

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Infuriating Anal Rehab Reading Party

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Umber bisexual spot karate

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Beta Haunting Stain

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: maize lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: confused new version bawdyhouse

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: confused new version bawdyhouse

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: confused new version bawdyhouse

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Dashing Property Ceo

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Dashing Property Ceo

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: arousing mustard range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Mahogany parlour sandwich

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Mahogany parlour sandwich

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: excitant lake chapel therapy

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless persian

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146047)