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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Vivacious newt
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Razzle Shimmering Pervert
  04/18/25
Cr.
Marvelous opaque coffee pot
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
carnelian new version
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
federal flesh mother
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
histrionic lodge cuckold
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Diverse garnet ticket booth famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Bateful outnumbered brethren
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Bateful outnumbered brethren
  04/18/25
...
Charismatic Depressive
  04/18/25
...
infuriating frisky sound barrier hell
  08/17/26
...
mind-boggling mood
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
arrogant azure codepig
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
startled useless brakes
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
startled useless brakes
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Charismatic Depressive
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
startled useless brakes
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
startled useless brakes
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
haunting stage dog poop
  04/18/25
jfc goys
startled useless brakes
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Charismatic Depressive
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Ocher casino
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Charismatic Depressive
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Ocher casino
  04/18/25
...
Shaky hominid
  08/17/26
...
Shaky hominid
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
twisted bawdyhouse knife
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
twisted bawdyhouse knife
  04/18/25
...
Rough-skinned selfie brunch
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
startled useless brakes
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
...
mind-boggling mood
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
spruce provocative kitchen mad cow disease
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Ocher casino
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Razzle Shimmering Pervert
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/17/26
...
Shaky hominid
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Bateful outnumbered brethren
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Bateful outnumbered brethren
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Bateful outnumbered brethren
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
boyish deer antler
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
boyish deer antler
  08/17/26
...
Contagious duck-like theater stage
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
twisted bawdyhouse knife
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
twisted bawdyhouse knife
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
carnelian new version
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Vivacious newt

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Razzle Shimmering Pervert

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Marvelous opaque coffee pot

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: carnelian new version

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: federal flesh mother

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: histrionic lodge cuckold

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Diverse garnet ticket booth famous landscape painting

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Bateful outnumbered brethren

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Bateful outnumbered brethren

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Charismatic Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: infuriating frisky sound barrier hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: arrogant azure codepig

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Charismatic Depressive

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: haunting stage dog poop

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Charismatic Depressive

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Ocher casino

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Depressive

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Ocher casino

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Shaky hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Shaky hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: twisted bawdyhouse knife

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: twisted bawdyhouse knife

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned selfie brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: spruce provocative kitchen mad cow disease

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Ocher casino

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Razzle Shimmering Pervert

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Shaky hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Bateful outnumbered brethren

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Bateful outnumbered brethren

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Bateful outnumbered brethren

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: boyish deer antler

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: boyish deer antler

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Contagious duck-like theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: twisted bawdyhouse knife

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: twisted bawdyhouse knife

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: carnelian new version

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit friendly grandma

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50149087)