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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Sexy really tough guy
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they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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100%
Glittery rigor
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FAG
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Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
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Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
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How did she respond?
Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
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Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
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wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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you lost the plot right there
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we all have brother
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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Glittery rigor
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Glittery rigor
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Sexy really tough guy

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Vibrant navy sneaky criminal goal in life

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Sexy really tough guy

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Glittery rigor

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: startling theater stage regret

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Bespoke Gas Station Old Irish Cottage

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: multi-colored menage

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Disgusting foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Glittery rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: provocative pit hominid



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: painfully honest fluffy hell preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac nursing home queen of the night

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: startling theater stage regret

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Transparent house-broken church building

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Disgusting foreskin

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sexy really tough guy

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Vibrant navy sneaky criminal goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sexy really tough guy

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: titillating khaki travel guidebook orchestra pit

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Violent messiness

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: painfully honest fluffy hell preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: stirring home internal respiration



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Naked Meetinghouse Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Shivering cruise ship dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: exhilarant orchid lay filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: cerise supple ape resort

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Naked Meetinghouse Multi-billionaire

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Bespoke Gas Station Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Twinkling Irradiated Electric Furnace Field



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: provocative pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: obsidian floppy spot boltzmann



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fragrant depressive market



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Godawful corner jap



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Twinkling Irradiated Electric Furnace Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery rigor

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery rigor



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: painfully honest fluffy hell preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Cracking Laser Beams Shrine

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: sickened liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Salmon Vigorous Site

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: painfully honest fluffy hell preventive strike

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Big school cafeteria

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Insecure Deer Antler

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Stubborn diverse volcanic crater hall

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: wonderful violet box office circlehead

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz flickering school toilet seat

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hairless police squad abode

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac nursing home queen of the night

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Electric indian lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: startling theater stage regret



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Laughsome bisexual fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Glittery rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Glittery rigor

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky sex offender library

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104451)