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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
'"'"'"''"
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Consuela
  04/01/26
...
The Accusing Spirit
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
UhOh
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
cuck y cheese
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
UhOh
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
The Accusing Spirit
  04/01/26
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'"'"'"''"
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
;;;.;,;...;..;;.,,,,.,.;.;.,.;..;.
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
AZNgirl holding No Changs Rally
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
The Accusing Spirit
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
sealclubber
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
UN peacekeeper
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Junko Enoshima
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
UhOh
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Consuela

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: The Accusing Spirit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: UhOh

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: cuck y cheese

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: UhOh

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: The Accusing Spirit

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: ;;;.;,;...;..;;.,,,,.,.;.;.,.;..;.


More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Changs Rally

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: The Accusing Spirit

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: sealclubber

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: UhOh

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2/#49786720)