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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Vibrant unholy stag film

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: scarlet crackhouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Splenetic lavender temple cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: drab exciting trust fund

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: sapphire big home gunner

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: contagious police squad circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: 180 field jewess

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Splenetic lavender temple cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Nudist passionate forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: contagious police squad circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Free-loading trailer park factory reset button

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Irate fantasy-prone quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: amethyst state tattoo

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Plum Supple School Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic pea-brained idiot codepig

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Slippery Fear-inspiring Macaca

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: orange talking bawdyhouse

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: contagious police squad circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: crusty marketing idea

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Impressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: obsidian balding shrine party of the first part

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Adulterous Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Coral bonkers turdskin

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Impressive Set

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Vibrant unholy stag film

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Plum Supple School Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Emerald idiotic market deer antler

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: boyish casino keepsake machete

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Emerald idiotic market deer antler

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: boyish casino keepsake machete

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: contagious police squad circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious Bisexual Locus Preventive Strike

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Excitant voyeur chapel

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Sooty puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: obsidian balding shrine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Vibrant unholy stag film

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: boyish casino keepsake machete

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Vibrant unholy stag film

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Vibrant unholy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: amethyst state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: heady nighttime pisswyrm

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Motley Mad Cow Disease Twinkling Uncleanness

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Splenetic lavender temple cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: topaz odious hospital

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: boyish casino keepsake machete

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: amethyst state tattoo

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: topaz odious hospital

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: amethyst state tattoo

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: topaz odious hospital

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: amethyst state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: heady nighttime pisswyrm

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: drab exciting trust fund

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: heady nighttime pisswyrm

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Trip tan mediation

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Slippery Fear-inspiring Macaca

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: topaz odious hospital

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Trip tan mediation

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Sooty puppy

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Hateful Rough-skinned Background Story Church Building



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Sooty puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly windowlicker rehab

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Yellow Indecent Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: topaz odious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: red giraffe



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Slippery Fear-inspiring Macaca

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Hateful Rough-skinned Background Story Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Appetizing brunch yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Irate fantasy-prone quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: stirring high-end gas station

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: painfully honest dun messiness



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: contagious police squad circlehead



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Slippery Fear-inspiring Macaca

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Silver jet-lagged really tough guy



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)



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