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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Umber Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: infuriating clown



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Beta cocky mood box office



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Autistic odious weed whacker lay



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Razzle Shrine Sandwich



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mediation

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Turquoise Nibblets Heaven



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Umber Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Crusty associate half-breed

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: misanthropic office

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Smoky Stag Film Halford

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Stirring dun address juggernaut



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: fishy insane death wish boltzmann

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz parlor

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Umber Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz parlor

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Costumed cobalt property

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz parlor

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Costumed cobalt property

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Heady Library

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: hateful theater stage

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz parlor



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz parlor



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: hateful theater stage

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: sienna kitchen

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: hateful theater stage

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: light messiness brunch

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Hairless stage



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz parlor



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: ruddy exciting gas station dragon

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz parlor



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: ruddy exciting gas station dragon

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Internal Respiration

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: provocative casino rigor

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: zombie-like 180 partner



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: provocative casino rigor

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Cordovan Internal Respiration



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Silver state

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Umber Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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