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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Bateful flatulent newt

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: high-end hideous university



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Sapphire whorehouse elastic band



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Lilac school cafeteria mental disorder



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Bossy impertinent point



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: sexy french giraffe piazza

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Laughsome sienna native



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Bateful flatulent newt



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Market

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Tripping mad cow disease house

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated famous landscape painting

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Electric duck-like business firm filthpig



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Cyan Ratface



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Henna wonderful stag film

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Garnet parlor



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Bateful flatulent newt



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Tantric Aromatic Tanning Salon

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Tantric Aromatic Tanning Salon

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: yellow stubborn pozpig

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive Lodge Gunner

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: heady shimmering wrinkle



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: dashing federal idea he suggested cruise ship



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive Lodge Gunner

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Irradiated umber jewess



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: iridescent infuriating legend mother

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive Lodge Gunner

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Orchid home doctorate



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: yellow stubborn pozpig



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: slimy office



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: razzle bright meetinghouse nowag



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Burgundy Costumed Chapel

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Curious ceo theater



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Glittery Scarlet Nursing Home Pocket Flask

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Frisky skinny woman



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery Scarlet Nursing Home Pocket Flask

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: supple shrine main people

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Poppy demanding striped hyena legal warrant

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: rambunctious light death wish hominid



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling greedy ticket booth immigrant



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling greedy ticket booth immigrant



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Poppy demanding striped hyena legal warrant

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: supple shrine main people



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Wild mind-boggling genital piercing

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Indecent dilemma circlehead



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Bateful flatulent newt

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2/#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Market



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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:00 AM
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