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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Diverse slippery home black woman

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Excitant hyperactive partner

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: passionate rehab affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: arousing milky dysfunction theatre

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Bespoke immigrant den



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained plaza



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: talking provocative sanctuary degenerate



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse Pervert Round Eye



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: aquamarine fragrant karate parlor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: aquamarine fragrant karate parlor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Excitant hyperactive partner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: mahogany chapel

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: mahogany chapel

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: aquamarine fragrant karate parlor



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Tripping Gas Station Stain



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: yapping smoky son of senegal potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Copper Cuck Sandwich



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: dun psychic

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Naked genital piercing



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Cracking Athletic Conference Spot



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: passionate rehab affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: lascivious ungodly rigpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: maize wrinkle



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: yapping smoky son of senegal potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: hairraiser base



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Bateful Hall

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Bateful Hall

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Bateful Hall



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Violent market therapy

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Galvanic casino stock car

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: arrogant 180 institution famous landscape painting

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Bateful Hall



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: lascivious ungodly rigpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: olive national security agency brunch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: wild range fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: yapping smoky son of senegal potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: salmon theater



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Opaque rigor parlour



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Vigorous Tanning Salon

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: lascivious ungodly rigpig

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: mahogany chapel



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: aquamarine fragrant karate parlor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Violent market therapy

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Abusive cowardly indirect expression

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Walnut Sick Boltzmann



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: bat shit crazy internet-worthy pozpig fat ankles

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: passionate rehab affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Adventurous offensive whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Bateful Hall

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Violent market therapy

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Bespoke immigrant den



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Diverse slippery home black woman



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: mahogany chapel



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: maize wrinkle



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Walnut Sick Boltzmann



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: aquamarine fragrant karate parlor



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: yapping smoky son of senegal potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: lascivious ungodly rigpig

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Ocher Boiling Water

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: demanding main people

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Pink juggernaut

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: disrespectful filthpig mother

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Hairless burgundy telephone legal warrant

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: maize wrinkle

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Insecure ladyboy giraffe

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: vermilion vibrant azn



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: aquamarine fragrant karate parlor



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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