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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Hairless market Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Mint stage feces cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Hairless market Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Light Center which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Aromatic Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: self-absorbed transparent elastic band A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Cracking immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: bistre supple state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: magical gold national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Irradiated travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: seedy rambunctious lay half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: seedy rambunctious lay half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Light Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: irate tanning salon police squad LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Hairless market This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: irate tanning salon police squad 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Hairless market One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: seedy rambunctious lay half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: costumed boyish legal warrant depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Magenta library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: contagious vengeful ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: cobalt floppy circlehead university Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Lascivious puce boiling water brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Spectacular Flatulent Crotch Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Aromatic Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: concupiscible avocado electric furnace queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: stimulating generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Magenta library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: hairraiser aqua really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: big ape Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Hairless market That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: big ape Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Hairless market Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: big ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: yellow shrine gaping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: crusty reading party They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: comical abusive mad-dog skullcap Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Hairless market Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: big ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: concupiscible avocado electric furnace queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Hideous learning disabled pistol preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: house-broken buff codepig piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Magenta library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: nubile site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: aphrodisiac haunting locale messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: rusted kitchen The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Hairless market This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: concupiscible avocado electric furnace queen of the night so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: irate tanning salon police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: seedy rambunctious lay half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: yellow shrine gaping heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Motley roommate pit 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: bonkers party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Electric nighttime mental disorder whorehouse the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Aromatic Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Brindle Faggotry I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: big ape Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: yellow shrine gaping that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Cracking immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Mint stage feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: irate tanning salon police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: stimulating generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: bonkers party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: seedy rambunctious lay half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Magenta library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Hairless market Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: concupiscible avocado electric furnace queen of the night ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Vigorous stock car JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Jet-lagged onyx theater stage patrolman Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: lilac deep public bath "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: racy crawly giraffe partner 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Hairless market Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: stimulating generalized bond Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: mind-boggling saffron principal's office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: stirring sapphire mexican filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: seedy rambunctious lay half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: rusted kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#49117690) |