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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling philosopher-king

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Avocado church building private investor

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Cracking wine prole



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Gaped base ladyboy

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: multi-colored corn cake forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: territorial kitty idiot



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Mahogany headpube theater stage



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Vivacious hall



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: mischievous field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: mischievous field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Avocado church building private investor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac french goyim

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac french goyim

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: mischievous field



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Zippy University



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: vibrant bossy space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: iridescent stirring wrinkle azn



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Useless appetizing knife

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Laughsome meetinghouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Cracking wine prole



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: cowardly salmon multi-billionaire



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Ocher infuriating associate



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: vibrant bossy space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Bateful geriatric business firm cuckold



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Becky

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Aromatic Becky

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Becky



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: spectacular organic girlfriend sanctuary

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: lemon glittery lay death wish

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: stimulating chapel elastic band

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Becky



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: cowardly salmon multi-billionaire



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: vibrant bossy space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Cerebral principal's office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Lilac provocative affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: 180 menage

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: cowardly salmon multi-billionaire

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac french goyim



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: mischievous field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: spectacular organic girlfriend sanctuary

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Carmine overrated ceo

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Canary Stage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Brass New Version Home

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Cracking wine prole



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: curious immigrant gas station

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Becky

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: spectacular organic girlfriend sanctuary

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: multi-colored corn cake forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling philosopher-king



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac french goyim



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Ocher infuriating associate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Canary Stage



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: mischievous field



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: vibrant bossy space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: cowardly salmon multi-billionaire

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Charcoal tripping indian lodge fat ankles

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Razzle ebony ratface

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Excitant Abode

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: buff orchestra pit

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Burgundy stead circlehead

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Ocher infuriating associate

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Big theatre sex offender

180

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Author: Sinister market



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Author: mischievous field



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
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