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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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  05/24/26
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
bright party of the first part temple
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
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twinkling shaky box office elastic band
  05/22/26
His moniker?
trip fiercely-loyal tanning salon boiling water
  05/22/26
Colt
Hateful parlour
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lime diverse kitty
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drab vigorous idiot
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thriller university
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Insanely creepy kink-friendly bbw abode
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
startling house generalized bond
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
crystalline faggotry
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
lime diverse kitty
  05/22/26
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Turquoise state
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
lime diverse kitty
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
twinkling shaky box office elastic band
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
lime diverse kitty
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
milky regret milk
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
fragrant field boltzmann
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Sickened Exhilarant Cruise Ship Toilet Seat
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
thriller university
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
startling house generalized bond
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
spruce concupiscible center
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
thriller university
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
crystalline faggotry
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
bright party of the first part temple
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Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Crimson Idiotic Resort Twinkling Uncleanness
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Hateful parlour
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Hateful parlour
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
maniacal effete address
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
twinkling shaky box office elastic band
  05/24/26
mods
thirsty doctorate hall
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
marvelous national security agency kitchen
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
fishy irate whorehouse
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
marvelous national security agency kitchen
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
fishy irate whorehouse
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
heady godawful depressive
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
marvelous national security agency kitchen
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
fuchsia scourge upon the earth home
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
lol
bright party of the first part temple
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Crimson Idiotic Resort Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Galvanic shrine hissy fit
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Hateful parlour
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Galvanic shrine hissy fit
  05/22/26
Link?
Hateful parlour
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Galvanic shrine hissy fit
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Spectacular hunting ground senate
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Hateful parlour
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Hateful parlour
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Hateful parlour
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Hateful parlour
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
aphrodisiac bull headed lay love of her life
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
Hateful parlour
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Galvanic shrine hissy fit
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
self-absorbed stage community account
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Crawly slippery boistinker
  05/27/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Hateful parlour
  05/24/26
AI
startling house generalized bond
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
twinkling shaky box office elastic band
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899283)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fluffy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49916225)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bright party of the first part temple

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: twinkling shaky box office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: trip fiercely-loyal tanning salon boiling water

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: lime diverse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: drab vigorous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: thriller university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Insanely creepy kink-friendly bbw abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: startling house generalized bond

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: crystalline faggotry

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: lime diverse kitty

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Turquoise state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: lime diverse kitty

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: twinkling shaky box office elastic band

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: lime diverse kitty

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: milky regret milk

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: fragrant field boltzmann

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sickened Exhilarant Cruise Ship Toilet Seat

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: thriller university

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: startling house generalized bond

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: spruce concupiscible center

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: thriller university

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: crystalline faggotry

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: bright party of the first part temple

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Hateful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Crimson Idiotic Resort Twinkling Uncleanness

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Hateful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: maniacal effete address

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: twinkling shaky box office elastic band

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: thirsty doctorate hall

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: marvelous national security agency kitchen

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: fishy irate whorehouse

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: marvelous national security agency kitchen

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: fishy irate whorehouse

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: heady godawful depressive

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: marvelous national security agency kitchen

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: fuchsia scourge upon the earth home

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: bright party of the first part temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Crimson Idiotic Resort Twinkling Uncleanness

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Galvanic shrine hissy fit

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Galvanic shrine hissy fit

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Hateful parlour

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Galvanic shrine hissy fit

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Spectacular hunting ground senate

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Hateful parlour

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bull headed lay love of her life

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Galvanic shrine hissy fit

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed stage community account

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Crawly slippery boistinker

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Hateful parlour

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: startling house generalized bond

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: twinkling shaky box office elastic band

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: green harsh juggernaut

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899877)