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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
onyx appetizing field
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Exciting Sickened House Athletic Conference
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Stimulating center
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
tan boyish half-breed
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
magical cerebral hell bbw
  08/30/25
...
Tantric bearded potus
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Deranged Racy Tanning Salon
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
vivacious low-t place of business
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
onyx appetizing field
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
vivacious low-t place of business
  08/31/25
...
Passionate mother private investor
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Stimulating center
  08/31/25
delusional take
Passionate mother private investor
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Stimulating center
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
talented dingle berry volcanic crater
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Stimulating center
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Stimulating center
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
onyx appetizing field
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Stimulating center
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
onyx appetizing field
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Stimulating center
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Stimulating center
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Stimulating center
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  09/05/25
...
Stimulating center
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Cerise people who are hurt
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  09/05/25
...
Stimulating center
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Stimulating center
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
onyx appetizing field
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
big multi-billionaire locale
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Stimulating center
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
big multi-billionaire locale
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Stimulating center
  09/05/25
Kenny
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
onyx appetizing field
  09/06/25
...
Soul-stirring preventive strike
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Stimulating center
  09/06/25
...
Soul-stirring preventive strike
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
onyx appetizing field
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Stimulating center
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Rebellious Principal's Office Hunting Ground
  09/07/25
Explain
onyx appetizing field
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
dashing really tough guy
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
onyx appetizing field
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Stimulating center
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
onyx appetizing field
  09/07/25
...
talented dingle berry volcanic crater
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Stimulating center
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Stimulating center
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Stimulating center
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Stimulating center
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Stimulating center
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Stimulating center
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Stimulating center
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  01/18/26
...
Stimulating center
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Contagious Main People Ticket Booth
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Stimulating center
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Stimulating center
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Stimulating center
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Stimulating center
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Stimulating center
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
onyx appetizing field
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Stimulating center
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
onyx appetizing field
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Stimulating center
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Stimulating center
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Stimulating center
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
mewling grizzly ceo home
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Stimulating center
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Stimulating center
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Stimulating center
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  05/28/26
...
Stimulating center
  05/28/26
...
onyx appetizing field
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  07/12/26
...
Stimulating center
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
gay reading party
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Exciting Sickened House Athletic Conference

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Stimulating center

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: tan boyish half-breed

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: magical cerebral hell bbw

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Tantric bearded potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Deranged Racy Tanning Salon

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: vivacious low-t place of business

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: onyx appetizing field

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: vivacious low-t place of business

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Passionate mother private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Stimulating center

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Passionate mother private investor

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Stimulating center

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: talented dingle berry volcanic crater

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Stimulating center

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Stimulating center

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Stimulating center

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Stimulating center

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Stimulating center

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Stimulating center

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Cerise people who are hurt

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating center

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire locale

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Stimulating center

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire locale

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Stimulating center

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Stimulating center

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Stimulating center

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Rebellious Principal's Office Hunting Ground

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: onyx appetizing field

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: dashing really tough guy

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: onyx appetizing field

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Stimulating center

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: talented dingle berry volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Stimulating center

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Stimulating center

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Stimulating center

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Stimulating center

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Stimulating center

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Stimulating center

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Stimulating center

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Stimulating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious Main People Ticket Booth

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Stimulating center

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Stimulating center

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Stimulating center

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Stimulating center

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Stimulating center

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: onyx appetizing field

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Stimulating center

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: onyx appetizing field

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Stimulating center

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Stimulating center

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Stimulating center

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: mewling grizzly ceo home

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Stimulating center

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating center

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Stimulating center

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Stimulating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: onyx appetizing field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Stimulating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: gay reading party

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#50126050)