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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
| orchid drunken native shitlib | 08/02/21 |
| umber slap-happy therapy chad | 08/02/21 |
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| light windowlicker | 08/02/21 |
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| ruddy house patrolman | 09/29/21 |
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| Know-it-all Office Black Woman | 09/30/21 |
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| ruddy house patrolman | 11/29/21 |
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| ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 02/01/26 |
| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/01/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 02/06/26 |
| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/06/26 |
| confused lemon brethren prole | 08/02/21 |
| orchid drunken native shitlib | 08/03/21 |
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| orchid drunken native shitlib | 08/14/21 |
| Laughsome Candlestick Maker | 08/02/21 |
| Yapping party of the first part | 08/02/21 |
| orchid drunken native shitlib | 08/08/21 |
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| Sadistic mildly autistic mood | 08/14/21 |
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| gold gaping crackhouse | 08/15/21 |
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| Opaque aphrodisiac stead | 08/18/21 |
| gold gaping crackhouse | 08/18/21 |
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| Maize juggernaut | 09/02/21 |
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| Greedy Electric Furnace State | 09/25/21 |
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| Misanthropic lettuce mad cow disease | 10/17/21 |
| orchid drunken native shitlib | 10/19/21 |
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| Maize juggernaut | 08/19/25 |
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| Crimson Nudist Senate | 10/26/25 |
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| Shaky Immigrant | 10/26/25 |
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| Shaky Immigrant | 10/26/25 |
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| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/01/26 |
| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/06/26 |
| Battle Diaper Alita | 02/06/26 |
| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 02/06/26 |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: umber slap-happy therapy chad ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Greedy Electric Furnace State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: light windowlicker My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: ruddy house patrolman "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Know-it-all Office Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: ruddy house patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: confused lemon brethren prole I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: confused lemon brethren prole our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Laughsome Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Yapping party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Sadistic mildly autistic mood aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: gold gaping crackhouse Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: sinister quadroon cruise ship Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Opaque aphrodisiac stead Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: gold gaping crackhouse Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Maize juggernaut It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Greedy Electric Furnace State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Misanthropic lettuce mad cow disease [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Maize juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Maize juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Crimson Nudist Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Shaky Immigrant *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Shaky Immigrant *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Shaky Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Shaky Immigrant o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: orchid drunken native shitlib <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652462) |