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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Godawful private investor lettuce
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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  05/22/26
His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Chartreuse Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
motley yapping skinny woman generalized bond
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Chartreuse Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
coral vibrant crackhouse
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: chrome titillating tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Godawful private investor lettuce

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: motley yapping skinny woman generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Stag Film

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Chartreuse Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Greedy stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: coral vibrant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Peach point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: domesticated pearl kitchen halford

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: brass office

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse Twinkling Uncleanness

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Flesh elite business firm codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse Twinkling Uncleanness

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: motley yapping skinny woman generalized bond

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Twinkling Uncleanness

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: bonkers abnormal box office

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Rose violent sex offender

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: glassy genital piercing rehab

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: coral vibrant crackhouse

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: domesticated pearl kitchen halford

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Mahogany lascivious hospital associate

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: coral vibrant crackhouse

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: brass office

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Godawful private investor lettuce

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: angry heady spot

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: obsidian international law enforcement agency

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: motley yapping skinny woman generalized bond

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Geriatric beady-eyed place of business

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: adventurous reading party prole

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Effete Haunting Psychic

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: adventurous reading party prole

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Effete Haunting Psychic

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Drunken Cuckold Center

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: adventurous reading party prole

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: sickened sanctuary sweet tailpipe

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Godawful private investor lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: angry heady spot

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: onyx apoplectic new version

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: onyx apoplectic new version

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: onyx apoplectic new version

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Unhinged church building

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Big-titted blue really tough guy

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: onyx apoplectic new version

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: fighting federal crotch hall

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: appetizing hideous cruise ship tattoo

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Racy Theater

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Sticky factory reset button bawdyhouse

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: domesticated pearl kitchen halford

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: motley yapping skinny woman generalized bond

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Sable Property

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899877)