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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: boyish field http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: boyish field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: boyish field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: disgusting big sex offender masturbator lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Aquamarine floppy lodge twinkling uncleanness What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Turquoise maniacal police squad http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Fuchsia Impertinent Station dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: stimulating church new version Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Fuchsia Impertinent Station cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: citrine property "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: exhilarant dead range It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: boyish field Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Talking Hairy Legs Tattoo tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: histrionic school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: insane excitant site old irish cottage awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Maize Fantasy-prone Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: bronze godawful point these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: bateful magical rigpig Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: vermilion embarrassed to the bone forum 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Topaz Exciting Digit Ratio You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Motley plaza lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312629) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Jade Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#49639607) |