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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Cordovan new version stage | 10/09/12 |
| Cordovan new version stage | 10/09/12 |
| Cordovan new version stage | 10/10/12 |
| Big chest-beating patrolman potus | 10/10/12 |
| Orchid sound barrier | 10/10/12 |
| hyperactive crystalline bbw | 10/10/12 |
| Walnut contagious temple | 10/10/12 |
| Milky balding goyim | 10/10/12 |
| Walnut contagious temple | 10/10/12 |
| curious friendly grandma library | 10/10/12 |
| Razzle-dazzle elite regret | 05/15/23 |
| Cordovan new version stage | 10/10/12 |
| Galvanic autistic set rigpig | 10/10/12 |
| stimulating meetinghouse | 10/10/12 |
| useless passionate telephone area | 10/29/12 |
| Fishy idiot | 05/14/23 |
| Excitant sickened laser beams | 10/29/12 |
| Learning Disabled Irradiated Skinny Woman | 10/29/12 |
| hairraiser state | 05/15/23 |
| Soul-stirring overrated nowag | 05/15/23 |
| Provocative circlehead pisswyrm | 05/15/23 |
| vibrant thirsty doctorate abode | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
| Adam Assfucker | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Cordovan new version stage http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Cordovan new version stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Cordovan new version stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Big chest-beating patrolman potus lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Orchid sound barrier What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: hyperactive crystalline bbw http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Walnut contagious temple dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Milky balding goyim Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Walnut contagious temple cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: curious friendly grandma library "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle elite regret It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Cordovan new version stage Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Galvanic autistic set rigpig tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: stimulating meetinghouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: useless passionate telephone area awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Fishy idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Excitant sickened laser beams these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Learning Disabled Irradiated Skinny Woman Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: hairraiser state 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Soul-stirring overrated nowag You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Provocative circlehead pisswyrm lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: vibrant thirsty doctorate abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#49639607) |