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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
Walnut gunner fat ankles
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
Walnut gunner fat ankles
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
High-end house
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
azure heady locus
  07/31/13
cr
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
green garrison people who are hurt
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
Diverse Queen Of The Night Alpha
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
Bearded Trump Supporter Lettuce
  07/31/13
no can do.
Exhilarant Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
azure heady locus
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
green garrison people who are hurt
  07/31/13
...
Appetizing coldplay fan property
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
azure heady locus
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
azure heady locus
  07/31/13
tyft
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
...
azure heady locus
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
blue slimy brethren theater
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
Deep crimson generalized bond point
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
Obsidian Mildly Autistic Personal Credit Line
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
twinkling masturbator
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
Self-absorbed site
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
Electric disgusting field roommate
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
titillating jet-lagged legal warrant sex offender
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
Histrionic amber electric furnace school cafeteria
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
Electric disgusting field roommate
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
Magenta Razzmatazz Pisswyrm Incel
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
titillating jet-lagged legal warrant sex offender
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
Wild Pocket Flask
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
lilac space mediation
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
pearly quadroon
  07/31/13
flame
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
White base
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
High-end house
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
Mauve Turdskin
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
Well-lubricated racy candlestick maker home
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
Mauve Turdskin
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
territorial bipolar mood
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
Boyish greedy public bath cuckold
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
arousing affirmative action french chef
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
High-end house
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
Rambunctious Demanding Station Hominid
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
High-end house
  07/31/13
(atheist)
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
lolno.
canary wrinkle
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
pearl wonderful parlor digit ratio
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
Wild Pocket Flask
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
aphrodisiac stage haunted graveyard
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
pearly quadroon
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
Navy psychic
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
glittery pink mental disorder volcanic crater
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
emerald low-t dingle berry famous landscape painting
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
Flickering motley idea he suggested
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
Bearded Trump Supporter Lettuce
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
Coiffed Floppy Feces
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
light talented lay
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
Wild Pocket Flask
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
light talented lay
  07/31/13
(normal person)
pearly quadroon
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
light talented lay
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
Razzle red son of senegal bawdyhouse
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
territorial bipolar mood
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
light talented lay
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
territorial bipolar mood
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
light talented lay
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
Geriatric rose boltzmann crackhouse
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
french shitlib nibblets
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
Charismatic Internal Respiration National
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
spectacular poppy ceo
  05/04/19
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  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
titus chicken
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: Walnut gunner fat ankles

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: Walnut gunner fat ankles

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: High-end house

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: azure heady locus

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: green garrison people who are hurt

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: Diverse Queen Of The Night Alpha

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Bearded Trump Supporter Lettuce

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant Mad-dog Skullcap

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: azure heady locus

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: green garrison people who are hurt

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Appetizing coldplay fan property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: azure heady locus

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: azure heady locus

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: azure heady locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: blue slimy brethren theater

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Deep crimson generalized bond point

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Obsidian Mildly Autistic Personal Credit Line

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: twinkling masturbator

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: Self-absorbed site

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Electric disgusting field roommate

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: titillating jet-lagged legal warrant sex offender

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Histrionic amber electric furnace school cafeteria

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Electric disgusting field roommate

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Magenta Razzmatazz Pisswyrm Incel

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: titillating jet-lagged legal warrant sex offender

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Wild Pocket Flask

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: lilac space mediation

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Idiotic Chestnut Theater Stage Weed Whacker

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: pearly quadroon

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lascivious confused pozpig giraffe

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: White base

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: High-end house

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: Mauve Turdskin

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: Well-lubricated racy candlestick maker home

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Mauve Turdskin

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: territorial bipolar mood

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Boyish greedy public bath cuckold

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: arousing affirmative action french chef

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: High-end house

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Rambunctious Demanding Station Hominid

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: High-end house

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: canary wrinkle

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: pearl wonderful parlor digit ratio

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: stubborn ungodly cruise ship round eye

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Wild Pocket Flask

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac stage haunted graveyard

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: pearly quadroon

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Navy psychic

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: glittery pink mental disorder volcanic crater

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: emerald low-t dingle berry famous landscape painting

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Flickering motley idea he suggested

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Bearded Trump Supporter Lettuce

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Coiffed Floppy Feces

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: light talented lay

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: Wild Pocket Flask

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: light talented lay

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: pearly quadroon

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: light talented lay

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Razzle red son of senegal bawdyhouse

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: territorial bipolar mood

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: light talented lay

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: territorial bipolar mood

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: light talented lay

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Geriatric rose boltzmann crackhouse

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: french shitlib nibblets

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Internal Respiration National

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: spectacular poppy ceo

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: titus chicken

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2/#49577157)