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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Wild Institution Death Wish
  08/14/13
tell me
Yellow hospital digit ratio
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Wild Institution Death Wish
  08/14/13
lol tyft
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  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
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  12/11/24
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Disrespectful concupiscible dingle berry kitchen
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Wild Institution Death Wish
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Wild Institution Death Wish
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
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180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Wild Institution Death Wish
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
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  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Navy headpube
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Wild Institution Death Wish
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Wild Institution Death Wish
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Wild Institution Death Wish
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
copper misunderstood lay
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
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ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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  08/14/13
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
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  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
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  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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whatever
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
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  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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  08/14/13
lol tyft
Vibrant indigo heaven mood
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
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  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
165
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/17/13
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
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  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
copper misunderstood lay
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
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  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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180
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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...
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  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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impertinent khaki idiot
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Embarrassed to the bone public bath
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Talking Becky Chad
  11/29/15
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Talking Becky Chad
  12/23/15
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fear-inspiring spectacular prole stead
  01/05/16
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Talking Becky Chad
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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...
impertinent khaki idiot
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Wild Institution Death Wish
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Opaque theatre
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
adulterous ladyboy
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Talking Becky Chad
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Yellow hospital digit ratio

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: onyx filthpig

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: flushed harsh yarmulke genital piercing

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring spectacular prole stead

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: overrated pistol

so underrated

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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cerise rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful concupiscible dingle berry kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Pungent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Vermilion ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: 180 useless locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: turquoise duck-like mexican

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: nighttime sexy range

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Yellow hospital digit ratio

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Talking Becky Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful concupiscible dingle berry kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: turquoise duck-like mexican

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: zippy philosopher-king hunting ground

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cracking Scarlet Travel Guidebook Field

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Yellow hospital digit ratio

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Glittery Orchid Puppy Abode

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: bateful blood rage

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cerebral Fantasy-prone Karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Seedy Gay Wizard Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cerise rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Vermilion ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: sinister topaz business firm dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: sinister topaz business firm dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: nighttime sexy range

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: sinister topaz business firm dopamine

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful concupiscible dingle berry kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful concupiscible dingle berry kitchen

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: citrine dashing internal respiration area

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: nighttime sexy range

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: trip nowag

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Yellow hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Brilliant electric spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: big aquamarine market community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring spectacular prole stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: trip nowag

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Navy headpube

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Navy headpube

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Garnet odious shrine cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: sinister topaz business firm dopamine

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Thriller box office

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: hideous son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: sinister topaz business firm dopamine

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Stirring cheese-eating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Navy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Contagious dead stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Contagious dead stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Navy headpube

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Navy headpube

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: puce histrionic regret international law enforcement agency

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Cracking Scarlet Travel Guidebook Field

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Cracking Scarlet Travel Guidebook Field

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Sadistic Gaming Laptop Mad Cow Disease

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: irradiated ultramarine private investor useless brakes

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Navy headpube

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: puce histrionic regret international law enforcement agency

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Deep ape water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Awkward potus orchestra pit

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: mischievous stock car electric furnace

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Navy headpube

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sinister topaz business firm dopamine

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Brilliant electric spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Mentally impaired church goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: sinister topaz business firm dopamine

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: crusty windowlicker

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: crusty windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Disgusting Aromatic Clown Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Brilliant electric spot

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky corner

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: sable sound barrier

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Navy headpube

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring set

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: exciting tan bbw

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Vibrant indigo heaven mood

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Deep ape water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: angry home people who are hurt

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: laughsome shaky brunch

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: crusty windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Lake station trump supporter

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Talking Becky Chad

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Yellow hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Vivacious indirect expression

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Vigorous Factory Reset Button

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Navy headpube

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: sapphire racy space

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Provocative bronze pervert masturbator

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Provocative bronze pervert masturbator

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Provocative bronze pervert masturbator

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: copper misunderstood lay

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Sex Offender Pit

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Provocative bronze pervert masturbator

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Razzle Underhanded Liquid Oxygen Principal's Office

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: exciting tan bbw

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Seedy Gay Wizard Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Sex Offender Pit

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Razzle Underhanded Liquid Oxygen Principal's Office

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: blue boyish stain personal credit line

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Navy headpube

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: honey-headed menage reading party

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Fantasy-prone Karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: honey-headed menage reading party

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Cerebral Fantasy-prone Karate

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: honey-headed menage reading party

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Lavender Bat-shit-crazy Sex Offender Pit

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: know-it-all orange turdskin gaping

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: puce histrionic regret international law enforcement agency

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Unholy Titillating Deer Antler

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Clear supple hell dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Cerebral Fantasy-prone Karate

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Fantasy-prone Karate

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly lascivious nibblets love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: mahogany theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Provocative bronze pervert masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle Underhanded Liquid Oxygen Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: sapphire racy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: french point legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Nudist Dilemma Circlehead

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Vermilion ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Passionate voyeur location

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly lascivious nibblets love of her life

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: abusive self-centered crackhouse

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Provocative bronze pervert masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Gaped flatulent resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Chapel

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Piazza Coffee Pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: coral newt

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating buff senate

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Costumed legal warrant haunted graveyard

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: arousing lettuce gunner

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: kink-friendly lascivious nibblets love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: french point legend

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Contagious dead stage therapy

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: blue boyish stain personal credit line

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: flushed harsh yarmulke genital piercing

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Zombie-like temple

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Vengeful sickened house



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Diverse Brindle Faggot Firefighter Affirmative Action

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: walnut police squad

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: wonderful really tough guy athletic conference

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: fear-inspiring spectacular prole stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Thriller box office

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: impertinent khaki idiot



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Talking Becky Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Talking Becky Chad



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: fear-inspiring spectacular prole stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Talking Becky Chad



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated foreskin

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: impertinent khaki idiot



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Wild Institution Death Wish



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Opaque theatre

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: adulterous ladyboy

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Opaque theatre

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted sneaky criminal



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Talking Becky Chad



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Talking Becky Chad



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted sneaky criminal



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted sneaky criminal



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