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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
tell me
Lime church
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
lol tyft
saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
chestnut magical toaster
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Maize black woman
  12/28/13
fucking lol
swashbuckling silver dragon
  05/12/15
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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  03/31/18
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Blue indian lodge quadroon
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
massive high-end legend circlehead
  08/14/13
lmao
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  05/12/15
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erotic spot coldplay fan
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Blue indian lodge quadroon
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
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saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Big House-broken Tanning Salon Striped Hyena
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
rofl
Lime church
  08/14/13
180
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
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saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
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titillating den hairy legs
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
massive high-end legend circlehead
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
titillating den hairy legs
  08/14/13
best of thread
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
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laughsome pistol sound barrier
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erotic spot coldplay fan
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
erotic spot coldplay fan
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
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saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
judgmental background story
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
massive high-end legend circlehead
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Lime church
  08/14/13
180
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big-titted twinkling national
  08/17/13
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swashbuckling silver dragon
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know-it-all property
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
multi-colored fantasy-prone casino
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
lol
milky heaven
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
titillating den hairy legs
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
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laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Dashing parlor
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  08/14/13
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Fishy Jap Weed Whacker
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Big House-broken Tanning Salon Striped Hyena
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Big House-broken Tanning Salon Striped Hyena
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Mind-boggling crackhouse
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Fishy Jap Weed Whacker
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
galvanic brass kitty macaca
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
whatever
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
180
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
titillating den hairy legs
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
bateful sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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bateful sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
lol tyft
saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
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passionate sadistic nursing home deer antler
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Talented Nibblets
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
French sanctuary
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Bull headed cracking giraffe
  08/14/13
165
pontificating sandwich
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
lmao
saffron cocky theater stage pozpig
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
beta vengeful brunch
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
big-titted twinkling national
  08/14/13
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bateful sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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Lime church
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
pale trump supporter psychic
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
pale trump supporter psychic
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
stimulating fanboi
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
pale trump supporter psychic
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Impertinent Library
  08/14/13
Underrated
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  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Canary foreskin preventive strike
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Impertinent Library
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
vigorous disgusting queen of the night
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
laughsome pistol sound barrier
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
anal at-the-ready native
  08/14/13
lol
Clear field
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
anal at-the-ready native
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Clear field
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
anal at-the-ready native
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Canary foreskin preventive strike
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
cerebral senate
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Clear field
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
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  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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180
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Impertinent Library
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Cowardly therapy
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Cowardly therapy
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Naked learning disabled parlour boltzmann
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
vigorous disgusting queen of the night
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Maize black woman
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Nubile stirring cuck church building
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
ebony wonderful station
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
curious narrow-minded filthpig
  03/10/14
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  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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swashbuckling silver dragon
  01/05/16
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scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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  06/07/17
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big-titted twinkling national
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Lime church

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: chestnut magical toaster

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Maize black woman

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling silver dragon

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Pearl slippery shrine

so underrated

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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Twisted Unhinged Gay Wizard Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: erotic spot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: cobalt office dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Blue indian lodge quadroon

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: massive high-end legend circlehead

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Lime church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: erotic spot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Blue indian lodge quadroon

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: awkward cuckold becky

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Big House-broken Tanning Salon Striped Hyena

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Lime church

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Ruby costumed legal warrant feces

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: electric address

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Clear field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: hairless maroon business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Dull Talking Half-breed Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: federal locus gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Twisted Unhinged Gay Wizard Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: titillating den hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: titillating den hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: massive high-end legend circlehead

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: titillating den hairy legs

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: erotic spot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: erotic spot coldplay fan

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: judgmental background story

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: massive high-end legend circlehead

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone casino

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Lime church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Charismatic territorial stag film sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Slimy Hyperventilating Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: hairless maroon business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling silver dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone casino

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: milky heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: titillating den hairy legs

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing parlor

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: comical hot sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: titillating den hairy legs

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: amber center goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Naked learning disabled parlour boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Naked learning disabled parlour boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: federal locus gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Fishy Jap Weed Whacker

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Big House-broken Tanning Salon Striped Hyena

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Big House-broken Tanning Salon Striped Hyena

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crackhouse

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bearded carmine messiness step-uncle's house

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Fishy Jap Weed Whacker

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: indecent set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: galvanic brass kitty macaca

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: jade trust fund cruise ship

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: titillating den hairy legs

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Charismatic territorial stag film sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: heady walnut lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: titillating den hairy legs

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: passionate sadistic nursing home deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Charismatic territorial stag film sweet tailpipe

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Talented Nibblets

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: French sanctuary

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Bull headed cracking giraffe

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: pontificating sandwich

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: saffron cocky theater stage pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: indecent set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: beta vengeful brunch

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: diverse corner

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: big-titted twinkling national

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: bateful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: appetizing headpube

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Lime church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: alcoholic principal's office persian

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Glittery henna market dysfunction

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Sienna immigrant faggot firefighter

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: pale trump supporter psychic

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: pale trump supporter psychic

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: pale trump supporter psychic

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Canary foreskin preventive strike

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: pale trump supporter psychic

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Impertinent Library

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: pontificating sandwich

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Dull Talking Half-breed Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Canary foreskin preventive strike

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Impertinent Library

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous disgusting queen of the night

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: laughsome pistol sound barrier

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: anal at-the-ready native

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Clear field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: anal at-the-ready native

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Clear field

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: anal at-the-ready native

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Canary foreskin preventive strike

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: orange medicated ticket booth

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Fishy Jap Weed Whacker

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: cerebral senate

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: lemon old irish cottage useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Clear field

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: hairless maroon business firm

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Clear field

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: gay kink-friendly garrison dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Autistic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale trump supporter psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Impertinent Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Sienna immigrant faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Cowardly therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: sticky drab dingle berry mother

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: The Goy World (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: offensive hateful house new version

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: gay kink-friendly garrison dog poop

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: idiotic dark kitchen police squad

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale trump supporter psychic

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Irradiated bright public bath



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant slap-happy base

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Copper Misunderstood Telephone Friendly Grandma

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: opaque mood degenerate

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: tantric stage prole

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: free-loading location alpha

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Jet athletic conference

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: gay kink-friendly garrison dog poop



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Cowardly therapy

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Naked learning disabled parlour boltzmann

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: vigorous disgusting queen of the night

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Maize black woman

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Nubile stirring cuck church building

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: vermilion razzmatazz milk home



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: ebony wonderful station

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: salmon excitant masturbator travel guidebook

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: curious narrow-minded filthpig

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling silver dragon



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Dashing parlor

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: white spectacular forum



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling silver dragon



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac box office son of senegal

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: white spectacular forum



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: mauve fragrant haunted graveyard mad-dog skullcap

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: angry violet gas station incel

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: mauve fragrant haunted graveyard mad-dog skullcap

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: scarlet marvelous electric furnace depressive



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
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