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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Balding fragrant library prole
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Balding fragrant library prole
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Balding fragrant library prole
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Balding fragrant library prole
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Balding fragrant library prole
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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  08/18/13
k
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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  08/18/13
180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Onyx tanning salon

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Onyx tanning salon

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: curious chrome senate

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Dun Bbw

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle pozpig



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Khaki Immigrant People Who Are Hurt



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: copper black woman

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Dun Bbw



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: house-broken carmine party of the first part ticket booth



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bespoke really tough guy



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: domesticated french chef field

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Flirting startled hominid

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: boyish effete water buffalo background story

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: beta area

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: beta area

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: beta area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Balding fragrant library prole

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Glittery Dysfunction Set



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Carnelian arousing station



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle pozpig

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Flickering pink point azn



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Sienna 180 dilemma

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Excitant claret pit

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: beta area

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring home



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: ebony nighttime round eye gaming laptop



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Dun Bbw



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Twisted fanboi theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: galvanic navy parlour skinny woman

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: High-end private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Lake Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Sapphire center laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Hot flushed fortuitous meteor box office

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Arrogant very tactful plaza dopamine

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: electric painfully honest toaster

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: electric painfully honest toaster

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: deep coral location circlehead

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Arrogant very tactful plaza dopamine

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Onyx tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Racy light marketing idea

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: High-end private investor

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: beta area

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Sienna 180 dilemma

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Dun Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Glassy Nibblets Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Glassy Nibblets Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Dun Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Sapphire center laser beams

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Flirting startled hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: house-broken carmine party of the first part ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: puce sandwich

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: rose medicated space

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: rose medicated space

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: drunken erotic gunner famous landscape painting

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: bateful step-uncle's house organic girlfriend

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: boyish effete water buffalo background story

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: boyish effete water buffalo background story

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: duck-like magenta stage national security agency

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: duck-like magenta stage national security agency

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Primrose fiercely-loyal church travel guidebook

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Judgmental Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned flatulent sneaky criminal church building

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: ungodly histrionic cumskin

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: exciting sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: supple orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: blue crackhouse

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Principal's Office Ratface

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Comical naked volcanic crater heaven

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: bistre national

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Frisky apoplectic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: exciting sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Sienna 180 dilemma

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready Knife Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Laughsome Judgmental Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002879)