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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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still funny.
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Buff Hall Internal Respiration

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Anal charcoal philosopher-king



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: white sadistic legal warrant



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: cream electric furnace



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser Codepig Double Fault

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Big-titted Haunted Graveyard Queen Of The Night



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: vibrant spruce skinny woman



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: fragrant fuchsia candlestick maker

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: white sadistic legal warrant



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: provocative internet-worthy business firm

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Yapping slimy trust fund athletic conference

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Lascivious school cafeteria

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: fragrant fuchsia candlestick maker



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: white sadistic legal warrant



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: adventurous area therapy



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: electric unhinged bawdyhouse



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater theater



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater theater



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: 180 bbw

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Crystalline Office



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded up-to-no-good national security agency



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed Contagious Parlor



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: canary faggotry



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: lake menage wagecucks



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Shivering Forum

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: lake menage wagecucks



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Codepig Double Fault



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: white sadistic legal warrant



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Yapping slimy trust fund athletic conference

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: lake menage wagecucks

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Yapping slimy trust fund athletic conference

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: lake menage wagecucks

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: indigo apoplectic ticket booth mediation



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Lemon knife



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: diverse resort degenerate

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Marvelous lettuce



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: disrespectful volcanic crater theater



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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