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Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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Moar!
Razzle-dazzle cobalt meetinghouse digit ratio
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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It practically writes itself!
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marvelous chrome abode doctorate
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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poppy mind-boggling azn pocket flask
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus
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still going strong
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Aromatic Persian Sandwich
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fishy chapel stock car
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
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  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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Cyan Pisswyrm
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Scarlet Love Of Her Life Ticket Booth
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
exhilarant red garrison
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Razzle-dazzle cobalt meetinghouse digit ratio
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus
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Bonkers international law enforcement agency
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Aromatic Persian Sandwich
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(Rick Reilly)
talented rambunctious hospital voyeur
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Aromatic Persian Sandwich
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great thread
Massive self-absorbed filthpig university
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Aqua theater
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Low-t Boyish Theater Stage Sex Offender
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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very tactful sweet tailpipe pozpig
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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pungent rough-skinned internal respiration
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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bump for Buddy
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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fishy chapel stock car
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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Galvanic office
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Aromatic Persian Sandwich
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who's a good associate?
Indigo national security agency
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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coiffed state
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Aphrodisiac Church
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Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus
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Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction
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marvelous chrome abode doctorate
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go Get Em!
Bonkers international law enforcement agency
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Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus
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Beady-eyed fear-inspiring site
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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garnet underhanded incel
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Spectacular Tattoo Institution
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Bonkers international law enforcement agency
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Nofapping keepsake machete
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
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brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Confused people who are hurt
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Ouch
brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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fishy chapel stock car
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mint heaven regret
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
mahogany swollen kitchen
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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Happy Friday, brothers.
garnet underhanded incel
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brilliant bearded corner juggernaut
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
garnet underhanded incel
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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Spectacular Tattoo Institution
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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marvelous chrome abode doctorate
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marvelous chrome abode doctorate
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
zombie-like mediation fat ankles
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needed more golden retrievers
Spectacular Tattoo Institution
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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Shaky Trailer Park Toilet Seat
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Spectacular Tattoo Institution
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
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garnet underhanded incel
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CR.
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Spectacular Tattoo Institution
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i really like it here
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marvelous chrome abode doctorate
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction
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Spectacular Tattoo Institution
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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marvelous chrome abode doctorate
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Shaky Trailer Park Toilet Seat
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Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy Stage

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling azn pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: fishy chapel stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy senate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Love Of Her Life Ticket Booth

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: metal sapphire halford cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: fishy chapel stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Floppy Stage

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Floppy Stage

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Twinkling awkward brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling azn pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: disrespectful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: coiffed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Arousing school hissy fit

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: learning disabled unholy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: trip crackhouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: coiffed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Domesticated National

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz range place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Arousing school hissy fit

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Cyan Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: anal racy half-breed

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: garnet underhanded incel

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Arousing school hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: passionate plum point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: maroon pontificating kitty mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Cyan Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: metal sapphire halford cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: fishy chapel stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: offensive 180 mad-dog skullcap spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Aggressive soul-stirring cumskin public bath

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: trip crackhouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Cheese-eating useless casino indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Gold Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Aqua theater

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Pea-brained Patrolman Trump Supporter

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Indigo national security agency

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: snowy pit idea he suggested

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Nofapping keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Lemon center ape

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: House-broken abnormal location dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Smoky Odious Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Claret mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Obsidian demanding resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: disrespectful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Adventurous shrine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: garnet underhanded incel

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: very tactful sweet tailpipe pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: charismatic orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal slate generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: ruby old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Dull thirsty really tough guy

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: bossy histrionic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Love Of Her Life Ticket Booth

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: exhilarant red garrison

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cobalt meetinghouse digit ratio

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: garnet underhanded incel

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Mewling Bbw Address

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: wonderful area dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Violet menage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: talented rambunctious hospital voyeur

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Massive self-absorbed filthpig university

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Aqua theater

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Aggressive soul-stirring cumskin public bath

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Low-t Boyish Theater Stage Sex Offender

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: pungent rough-skinned internal respiration

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: very tactful sweet tailpipe pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: pungent rough-skinned internal respiration

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: pungent rough-skinned internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: tan black woman mad cow disease

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome rehab private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: pungent rough-skinned internal respiration

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: burgundy hell

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: pungent rough-skinned internal respiration

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: contagious fortuitous meteor

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Irate Supple Library Twinkling Uncleanness

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Irate Supple Library Twinkling Uncleanness

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: fishy chapel stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: poppy mind-boggling azn pocket flask

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic indian lodge round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Galvanic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: tan black woman mad cow disease

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Persian Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Light Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: coiffed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped base

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Indigo national security agency

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: heady mauve philosopher-king temple

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: coiffed state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Church

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: fishy chapel stock car

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Nofapping keepsake machete

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Diverse field fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Provocative elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Aggressive soul-stirring cumskin public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Stimulating Cruise Ship Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: disrespectful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Comical Drunken Son Of Senegal Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Lemon center ape

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Idiotic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Copper thriller sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal slate generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: disrespectful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Topaz nudist hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Pea-brained Patrolman Trump Supporter

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Turquoise Step-uncle's House Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fear-inspiring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: garnet underhanded incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Nofapping keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Mewling Bbw Address

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: onyx electric box office

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Nofapping keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped base

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Confused people who are hurt

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: bossy histrionic den

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: fishy chapel stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: translucent frozen lodge french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Violet menage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: fishy chapel stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Nofapping keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: mint heaven regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: mahogany swollen kitchen

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: garnet underhanded incel

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: garnet underhanded incel

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cobalt meetinghouse digit ratio

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: green depressive business firm

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: zombie-like mediation fat ankles

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Shaky Trailer Park Toilet Seat



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: garnet underhanded incel



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: brilliant bearded corner juggernaut



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Curious stead friendly grandma



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Shaky Trailer Park Toilet Seat



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Orange vibrant trust fund cuck

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Exciting Chest-beating Dysfunction



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



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Author: sable parlour



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Author: Federal Excitant Parlor



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Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible ocher therapy crotch

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate



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Author: Motley Property



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Obsidian demanding resort

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

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Author: Arrogant tantric windowlicker locus



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: emerald greedy knife

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: marvelous chrome abode doctorate

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Author: harsh chocolate gay wizard gas station

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Author: purple slippery kitty cat goyim



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Author: sickened cerise bawdyhouse



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Author: Spectacular Tattoo Institution



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: shimmering dashing lay liquid oxygen

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Author: stirring ebony



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: outnumbered titillating becky

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#38876452)



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Author: grizzly hairy legs

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Author: Misanthropic Boiling Water



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Cyan Pisswyrm

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Cyan Pisswyrm

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic Boiling Water

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Cyan Pisswyrm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39061816)



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Author:  elite shitlib

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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency

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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Bonkers international law enforcement agency

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