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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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toxic
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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Death gotta be easy
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
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Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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are u stil maried
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yes - 3 years this May
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Desperately need an update on this marriage
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except for your autism
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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Violent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: translucent razzle spot

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Claret church building



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Bronze brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: lavender area

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: blathering carnelian french chef forum

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Judgmental bright telephone



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: emerald histrionic clown



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac citrine hominid weed whacker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Indian Lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Indian Lodge

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Transparent titillating boiling water

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: costumed dashing keepsake machete circlehead



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: blathering carnelian french chef forum

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: onyx exhilarant parlor pozpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: translucent razzle spot

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: translucent razzle spot

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Marvelous pea-brained stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: mint glittery coffee pot



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac citrine hominid weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: emerald histrionic clown

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and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Adventurous Pearl Orchestra Pit

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Boyish puce ratface chapel



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: cerebral library

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Bronze brunch



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Primrose seedy potus house



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse Out-of-control Kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed carmine market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: irradiated splenetic set death wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Lilac mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Indian Lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: big-titted soggy faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac citrine hominid weed whacker

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: doobsian crimson rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Wonderful resort knife

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Vermilion casino

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting legal warrant

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: costumed dashing keepsake machete circlehead

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: sticky stage feces

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: concupiscible pearly indirect expression

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Jade Bonkers Abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: saffron mind-boggling gaping



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: vigorous abusive brethren

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Slap-happy corner

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Marvelous pea-brained stage



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Lascivious House-broken Gas Station Fortuitous Meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Lascivious House-broken Gas Station Fortuitous Meteor

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Passionate therapy



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: topaz travel guidebook azn

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Author: pale swollen business firm bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Obsidian Demanding Box Office Idea He Suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring High-end Tanning Salon

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Author: peach milk

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Talented Volcanic Crater

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: orchid vibrant whorehouse

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Ocher trip mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: infuriating dun piazza jap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: motley goal in life twinkling uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: rambunctious party of the first part

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: curious lettuce church

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: outnumbered electric immigrant

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Fighting point dog poop

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: black hairraiser menage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Sandwich Dysfunction

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: disturbing laughsome associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: shaky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Diverse bistre hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Cocky Haunting Lodge Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Anal medicated station sound barrier

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant public bath

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bull headed giraffe principal's office

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: pontificating filthpig juggernaut

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Lilac mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar green pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: autistic scarlet degenerate coldplay fan

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Lilac mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Boltzmann

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Claret church building

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Charismatic white locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: infuriating dun piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Contagious nowag

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Sandwich Dysfunction

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Big hell

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: pungent pistol

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: arousing maroon kitty cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Vermilion casino

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: saffron mind-boggling gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: irradiated splenetic set death wish

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: irradiated splenetic set death wish

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: irradiated splenetic set death wish

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: irradiated splenetic set death wish

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: irradiated splenetic set death wish

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: drunken bateful stead

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: saffron mind-boggling gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: odious deep crackhouse

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: emerald histrionic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Boltzmann

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Slippery Silver Friendly Grandma Theater

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle adulterous doctorate old irish cottage

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Contagious nowag

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Jade Bonkers Abode

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Apoplectic buff selfie

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: concupiscible pearly indirect expression

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: excitant stag film antidepressant drug

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: infuriating dun piazza jap

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Thriller stubborn headpube trailer park

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author:  Blood Rage Heaven

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Marvelous pea-brained stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author:  persian rigor

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: emerald histrionic clown

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  persian rigor

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: emerald histrionic clown

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: costumed dashing keepsake machete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: costumed dashing keepsake machete circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  persian rigor

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Fragrant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Lemon love of her life ladyboy

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Lemon love of her life ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Mahogany School Cafeteria

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Shimmering bespoke institution

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Primrose seedy potus house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Vermilion casino

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Mahogany School Cafeteria

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605742)



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Author: odious deep crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: vigorous abusive brethren



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Primrose seedy potus house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Marvelous pea-brained stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Diverse bistre hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Flatulent umber sanctuary

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: autistic scarlet degenerate coldplay fan

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: vigorous abusive brethren

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: confused aromatic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: pungent pistol

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author:  rehab hunting ground

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ebony supple base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  lime office messiness

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Cocky Haunting Lodge Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Contagious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author:  persian rigor

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author:  persian rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author:  persian rigor

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: emerald histrionic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author:  persian rigor

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author:  persian rigor

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: infuriating dun piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ebony supple base



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Azure Very Tactful Scourge Upon The Earth

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: autistic scarlet degenerate coldplay fan

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Fragrant public bath

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Magenta Sandwich Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: autistic scarlet degenerate coldplay fan

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: autistic scarlet degenerate coldplay fan

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Primrose seedy potus house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: costumed dashing keepsake machete circlehead



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Ebony supple base



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Shimmering bespoke institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  persian rigor

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: confused aromatic native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Marvelous pea-brained stage



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: heady double fault



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  Mediation

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Violet address



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: twinkling pit reading party



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: rebellious indigo internal respiration tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  university idiot

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac citrine hominid weed whacker

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: vigorous abusive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: free-loading bearded home

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Primrose seedy potus house

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: orange regret locus

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  mad-dog skullcap shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready cheese-eating dingle berry personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  university idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  university idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: pungent pistol

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Sepia Senate Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Useless gay son of senegal field

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Useless gay son of senegal field

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: autistic scarlet degenerate coldplay fan

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled pink location

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Spruce floppy theatre fanboi

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: sticky stage feces

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  awkward haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac citrine hominid weed whacker

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: pontificating filthpig juggernaut



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Tantric Theater Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Lilac mood

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Aggressive gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Lascivious House-broken Gas Station Fortuitous Meteor

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: rusted dead mental disorder

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Lilac mood

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: fuchsia comical sex offender school

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: rusted dead mental disorder

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: rebellious indigo internal respiration tank

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: pungent pistol

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Marvelous pea-brained stage

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Sepia Senate Toilet Seat



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: brindle hall water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Thriller stubborn headpube trailer park



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Exciting frum state foreskin



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Impressive skinny woman

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Lilac mood



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: mint glittery coffee pot



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Thriller stubborn headpube trailer park



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: mauve den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Aggressive gold ape

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: sticky stage feces

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: rusted dead mental disorder

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: orchid vibrant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Coiffed becky hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Aggressive gold ape

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Flickering elastic band

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Contagious nowag

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Impressive skinny woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  generalized bond property

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: vigorous abusive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Ebony supple base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: orchid vibrant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Crystalline ungodly cruise ship

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  hairy legs pervert

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: infuriating dun piazza jap

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Submissive Corn Cake Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Marvelous pea-brained stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: chestnut hot nursing home pisswyrm

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: infuriating dun piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  space sneaky criminal

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: black hairraiser menage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Fishy shrine

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Fishy shrine

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Coiffed becky hissy fit

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-billionaire

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: vivacious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Ivory Windowlicker

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Cowardly Insanely Creepy Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  generalized bond property

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Chrome Yarmulke Quadroon

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Useless gay son of senegal field

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: unhinged

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: unhinged

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: unhinged

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: hideous tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: black hairraiser menage macaca

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: unhinged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: unhinged

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Twisted useless brakes

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Aggressive gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: pale swollen business firm bbw

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: unhinged

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: vigorous abusive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: unhinged

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: unhinged



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: know-it-all chad

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: tan patrolman

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: know-it-all chad

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: know-it-all chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Dull legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Misunderstood plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: aqua insecure incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Aggressive gold ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: filthy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Cocky Haunting Lodge Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood plaza

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: brass racy organic girlfriend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Thriller stubborn headpube trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Arrogant fat ankles

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  Toaster

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: flushed stirring partner stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Turquoise stain nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Thriller stubborn headpube trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author:  aquamarine queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: hairless electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Hilarious Mother

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49548061)