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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Arousing snowy knife wagecucks
  01/26/16
This one stings.
cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Khaki Haunted Graveyard
  01/26/16
jesus no...
disturbing theatre
  10/24/16
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Sexy Costumed Lodge Personal Credit Line
  01/03/17
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hairraiser site
  02/20/18
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motley rough-skinned rigor
  06/03/19
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Khaki Haunted Graveyard
  10/14/20
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Fragrant electric furnace
  01/25/16
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iridescent zombie-like dragon state
  01/25/16
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aphrodisiac hell gaping
  01/25/16
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irradiated point
  01/25/16
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blue vibrant gaming laptop
  01/25/16
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aphrodisiac hell gaping
  01/25/16
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irradiated point
  01/25/16
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chartreuse frisky senate
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/25/16
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ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
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fantasy-prone mahogany chapel
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sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
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ultramarine locale filthpig
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
gold adulterous indian lodge
  01/25/16
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chrome step-uncle's house doctorate
  01/25/16
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Arousing snowy knife wagecucks
  01/26/16
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laughsome casino partner
  01/26/16
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Razzle-dazzle forum
  01/26/16
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Bull headed gas station
  11/27/16
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Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  06/13/17
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Light electric set
  12/19/17
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sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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Sexy Costumed Lodge Personal Credit Line
  11/27/16
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Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/23/17
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Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting
  03/15/17
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Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  04/20/17
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Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  02/20/18
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Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  05/24/18
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coiffed boistinker abode
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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glittery frozen stage
  05/15/22
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glittery frozen stage
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Bat-shit-crazy Canary Center
  01/25/16
Brutal
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
aromatic pocket flask
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
bespoke painfully honest quadroon
  01/25/16
toxic
Unholy Stage
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
abusive property
  01/25/16
...
iridescent zombie-like dragon state
  01/25/16
...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Balding Internal Respiration
  01/25/16
damnit
Chest-beating base
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac hell gaping
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
jfc
Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/25/16
Cr edit
aphrodisiac hell gaping
  01/25/16
...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/25/16
Cr
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
rusted corner
  01/25/16
hm
galvanic free-loading church trust fund
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
rusted corner
  01/25/16
wait
Opaque piazza
  01/25/16
...
cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/26/16
...
big resort patrolman
  01/25/16
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sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
abusive property
  01/25/16
...
odious violet wrinkle foreskin
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Bat-shit-crazy Canary Center
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Bat-shit-crazy Canary Center
  01/25/16
...
Opaque piazza
  01/25/16
...
Light electric set
  01/25/16
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violent big-titted becky hunting ground
  01/25/16
...
Chest-beating base
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Balding Internal Respiration
  01/25/16
...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
diverse nibblets locus
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Twinkling stubborn orchestra pit multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
...
anal hyperventilating parlor
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Know-it-all kitty cat stag film
  01/25/16
...
bespoke painfully honest quadroon
  01/25/16
...
ultramarine locale filthpig
  01/25/16
damn
rusted corner
  01/25/16
...
Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage
  01/25/16
...
Multi-colored infuriating factory reset button
  01/25/16
O LORD
Vivacious Sanctuary Mental Disorder
  01/25/16
jfc
Flirting Dashing Theater Digit Ratio
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
up-to-no-good puppy
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
chrome step-uncle's house doctorate
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac hell gaping
  01/25/16
Lmao
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Dark supple spot
  01/25/16
...
cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/26/16
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Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage
  01/26/16
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Razzle-dazzle forum
  01/26/16
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sticky fortuitous meteor
  02/15/16
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Geriatric maniacal school cafeteria
  07/08/17
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Floppy hospital
  07/08/17
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180 cumskin kitchen
  07/08/17
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sticky fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
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wonderful vermilion dingle berry theater stage
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sticky fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
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sticky fortuitous meteor
  03/16/20
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amethyst clown trailer park
  02/18/22
...
brindle yapping dog poop death wish
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
gold adulterous indian lodge
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Chest-beating base
  01/25/16
ouch
beady-eyed overrated regret
  01/26/16
poison
Soul-stirring Principal's Office Crotch
  01/26/16
...
Passionate library
  01/26/16
180
Arousing snowy knife wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
exhilarant station azn
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
garnet plaza idea he suggested
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
rusted corner
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Irate address incel
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
medicated corn cake shrine
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Sepia chad
  09/27/16
...
brindle yapping dog poop death wish
  12/26/17
...
Razzle-dazzle forum
  08/12/19
180
Khaki Haunted Graveyard
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle forum
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
self-centered lascivious house organic girlfriend
  01/27/16
...
Light electric set
  01/27/16
...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Salmon Swashbuckling Parlour Double Fault
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Salmon Swashbuckling Parlour Double Fault
  02/02/16
...
Titillating Queen Of The Night Hall
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Cracking blood rage
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
pontificating feces tanning salon
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
orchid vigorous bawdyhouse
  02/24/16
18000000
alcoholic pit
  03/04/16
165
vengeful selfie
  03/04/16
...
Slap-happy Charismatic Den
  05/19/16
chilling
seedy nursing home
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
green trip lay immigrant
  12/17/16
Good lord.
mildly autistic ceo
  01/03/17
oh my.
crystalline insecure rehab
  01/23/17
toxic
Mentally Impaired Cerebral Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  03/13/17
...
Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting
  03/15/17
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violent big-titted becky hunting ground
  04/02/17
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talented grizzly temple stock car
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Angry Newt Whorehouse
  07/08/17
...
submissive claret business firm roast beef
  10/27/17
mother of god
Floppy hospital
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
adventurous keepsake machete
  10/27/17
JFC
appetizing nudist church building scourge upon the earth
  10/27/17
...
sapphire shitlib
  12/26/17
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mauve legal warrant
  12/26/17
ouch
Lilac Heady Old Irish Cottage Office
  02/20/18
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  01/16/19
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  08/09/19
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coiffed boistinker abode
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Glassy Boiling Water School
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Boyish university police squad
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Stimulating Volcanic Crater
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
ultramarine locale filthpig
  01/25/16
...
chrome step-uncle's house doctorate
  01/25/16
...
impertinent reading party
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
toxic
rusted corner
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
rusted corner
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
rusted corner
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
bateful range rigpig
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
rusted corner
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
diverse nibblets locus
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
diverse nibblets locus
  01/25/16
TY bro
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
chrome step-uncle's house doctorate
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Bronze excitant public bath genital piercing
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
aromatic pocket flask
  10/27/17
...
filthy garrison
  10/27/17
...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
...
crystalline insecure rehab
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Razzmatazz cheese-eating native masturbator
  10/27/17
credited advice
Lilac Heady Old Irish Cottage Office
  05/24/18
even more toxic
rusted corner
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Histrionic coral stead brethren
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
rusted corner
  01/25/16
i lol'd
frum dun party of the first part
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
diverse nibblets locus
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
rusted corner
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
lol
very tactful box office
  06/01/17
...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
rusted corner
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Arousing snowy knife wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
brindle yapping dog poop death wish
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
up-to-no-good puppy
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
up-to-no-good puppy
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
up-to-no-good puppy
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
rusted corner
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
up-to-no-good puppy
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
rusted corner
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
up-to-no-good puppy
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
rusted corner
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
Lmao
umber curious cuck
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
lmao true
rusted corner
  01/25/16
...
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
...
brindle yapping dog poop death wish
  12/26/17
Haha
slimy area sex offender
  03/19/20
...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Balding Internal Respiration
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
exhilarant station azn
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Bronze excitant public bath genital piercing
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
onyx marketing idea sneaky criminal
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
useless degenerate
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Razzmatazz cheese-eating native masturbator
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Sepia chad
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Contagious coldplay fan location
  06/03/19
oh no
Irate address incel
  08/08/19
LOL
At-the-ready psychic antidepressant drug
  03/16/20
JFC
crystalline insecure rehab
  03/19/20
Update?
amethyst clown trailer park
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Stirring fear-inspiring giraffe
  01/25/16
...
ebony cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
Light electric set
  05/19/16
...
big resort patrolman
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Balding Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
Cr
Balding Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
...
cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/26/16
...
cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
...
Boyish university police squad
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Mind-boggling Crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Crackhouse
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Fragrant electric furnace
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Geriatric maniacal school cafeteria
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
massive pozpig tattoo
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Arousing snowy knife wagecucks
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
massive pozpig tattoo
  01/26/16
Lmfao
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Fragrant electric furnace
  01/26/16
...
Dead razzle cuckoldry
  01/16/19
...
slimy area sex offender
  03/16/20
...
Khaki Haunted Graveyard
  01/26/16
...
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage
  01/26/16
...
Light electric set
  03/28/16
...
learning disabled gay fat ankles circlehead
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Amber comical ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
bateful range rigpig
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Khaki Haunted Graveyard
  01/26/16
...
disturbing theatre
  10/24/16
...
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
frum dun party of the first part
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
rose doobsian son of senegal home
  04/04/16
...
Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting
  03/15/17
*applause*
Black institution
  10/27/17
...
coiffed boistinker abode
  09/26/21
...
Razzmatazz cheese-eating native masturbator
  01/26/16
...
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
...
Balding Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
...
diverse nibblets locus
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
medicated corn cake shrine
  01/26/16
Describe
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
medicated corn cake shrine
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
...
Opaque piazza
  01/26/16
...
diverse nibblets locus
  01/26/16
Please be flame
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
medicated corn cake shrine
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Spectacular dilemma coffee pot
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
medicated corn cake shrine
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
submissive claret business firm roast beef
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Razzle-dazzle forum
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
medicated corn cake shrine
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
exhilarant station azn
  01/26/16
Fuck
submissive claret business firm roast beef
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
big resort patrolman
  01/26/16
cq's!
rusted corner
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
medicated corn cake shrine
  01/26/16
...
crystalline insecure rehab
  03/19/20
...
Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
racy domesticated private investor juggernaut
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
bateful range rigpig
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Boyish university police squad
  01/26/16
...
sticky fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
Lilac Heady Old Irish Cottage Office
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
bateful range rigpig
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
diverse nibblets locus
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle forum
  01/26/16
LOL fair
bateful range rigpig
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
massive pozpig tattoo
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage
  01/26/16
...
cowardly lime meetinghouse milk
  01/23/17
...
Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting
  03/15/17
...
Geriatric maniacal school cafeteria
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
pale bonkers field associate
  01/26/16
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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big resort patrolman
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big resort patrolman
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
laser beams
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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laser beams
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Khaki Haunted Graveyard

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: aromatic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: bespoke painfully honest quadroon

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Unholy Stage

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: abusive property

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: iridescent zombie-like dragon state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Balding Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating base

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell gaping

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: rusted corner

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: galvanic free-loading church trust fund

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: rusted corner

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Opaque piazza

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: cowardly lime meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: big resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: abusive property

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: odious violet wrinkle foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Canary Center

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Canary Center

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Light electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: violent big-titted becky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Balding Internal Respiration

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Twinkling stubborn orchestra pit multi-billionaire

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: anal hyperventilating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all kitty cat stag film

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: bespoke painfully honest quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: ultramarine locale filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: rusted corner

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored infuriating factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Sanctuary Mental Disorder

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Flirting Dashing Theater Digit Ratio

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good puppy

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: chrome step-uncle's house doctorate

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Dark supple spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cowardly lime meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Geriatric maniacal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Floppy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: 180 cumskin kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: wonderful vermilion dingle berry theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: amethyst clown trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: brindle yapping dog poop death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: gold adulterous indian lodge

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating base

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed overrated regret

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Principal's Office Crotch

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Passionate library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Arousing snowy knife wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: garnet plaza idea he suggested

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cowardly lime meetinghouse milk

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: rusted corner

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Irate address incel

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Sepia chad

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: brindle yapping dog poop death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Khaki Haunted Graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: self-centered lascivious house organic girlfriend

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Light electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Parlour Double Fault

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Parlour Double Fault

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Titillating Queen Of The Night Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Cracking blood rage

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: pontificating feces tanning salon

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: orchid vigorous bawdyhouse

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: alcoholic pit

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: vengeful selfie

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy Charismatic Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: seedy nursing home

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: green trip lay immigrant

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic ceo

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: crystalline insecure rehab

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Cerebral Ticket Booth Goal In Life

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: violent big-titted becky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: talented grizzly temple stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Angry Newt Whorehouse

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Floppy hospital

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: adventurous keepsake machete

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: appetizing nudist church building scourge upon the earth

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: sapphire shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: mauve legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Lilac Heady Old Irish Cottage Office

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: bright unhinged love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: marvelous brunch telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: learning disabled gay fat ankles circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: coiffed boistinker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Glassy Boiling Water School

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Boyish university police squad

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Volcanic Crater

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: ultramarine locale filthpig

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: chrome step-uncle's house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: impertinent reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: rusted corner

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: rusted corner

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: rusted corner

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: bateful range rigpig

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: rusted corner

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: chrome step-uncle's house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Bronze excitant public bath genital piercing

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: aromatic pocket flask

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: filthy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: crystalline insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cheese-eating native masturbator

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Lilac Heady Old Irish Cottage Office

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: rusted corner

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Histrionic coral stead brethren

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: rusted corner

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: frum dun party of the first part

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: rusted corner

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: very tactful box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: rusted corner

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Arousing snowy knife wagecucks

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: brindle yapping dog poop death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good puppy

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good puppy

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good puppy

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: rusted corner

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good puppy

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: rusted corner

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good puppy

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: rusted corner

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: umber curious cuck

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: rusted corner

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: brindle yapping dog poop death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: slimy area sex offender

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Balding Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Bronze excitant public bath genital piercing

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: onyx marketing idea sneaky criminal

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: useless degenerate

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cheese-eating native masturbator

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Sepia chad

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Contagious coldplay fan location

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Irate address incel

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready psychic antidepressant drug

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: crystalline insecure rehab

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: amethyst clown trailer park

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Stirring fear-inspiring giraffe

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Light electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: big resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Balding Internal Respiration

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Balding Internal Respiration

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: cowardly lime meetinghouse milk



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: cowardly lime meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Boyish university police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Crackhouse

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Geriatric maniacal school cafeteria

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Arousing snowy knife wagecucks

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Opaque piazza

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Dead razzle cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: slimy area sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Khaki Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Light electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: learning disabled gay fat ankles circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Amber comical ladyboy

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: bateful range rigpig

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Khaki Haunted Graveyard

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: disturbing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: frum dun party of the first part

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: rose doobsian son of senegal home

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Black institution

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: coiffed boistinker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cheese-eating native masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Opaque piazza

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: pale bonkers field associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Balding Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: big resort patrolman

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: rusted corner

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: crystalline insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: racy domesticated private investor juggernaut

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: bateful range rigpig

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Boyish university police squad

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Lilac Heady Old Irish Cottage Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: bateful range rigpig

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: bateful range rigpig

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: cowardly lime meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Geriatric maniacal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: pale bonkers field associate

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: disturbing theatre

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Light electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Sexy Costumed Lodge Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: cerise fighting heaven idiot

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Plum space hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Opaque piazza

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Opaque piazza

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: thriller buff market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Sadistic stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered bbw

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating base

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Khaki Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: diverse nibblets locus

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: big resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Messiness Menage

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Lake alpha

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: hilarious swollen twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: frum dun party of the first part

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: chartreuse frisky senate

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: exhilarant station azn

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: chartreuse frisky senate

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: rusted corner

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: bateful range rigpig

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle forum

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: exhilarant station azn

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: rusted corner

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: low-t international law enforcement agency

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating base

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: ultramarine locale filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: cyan kink-friendly

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: chrome step-uncle's house doctorate

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: big resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Parlour Double Fault

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: talking abnormal pervert

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: chrome step-uncle's house doctorate

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: medicated corn cake shrine

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: talking abnormal pervert

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Sadistic stain

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: frum dun party of the first part

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Light electric set

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: green trip lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive Community Account

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: amethyst clown trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Chestnut kitty

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: chrome step-uncle's house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: violent big-titted becky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: amethyst clown trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Opaque piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: jade



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: big resort patrolman

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: rusted corner

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: talking abnormal pervert

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: green trip lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  embarrassed to the bone nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: big resort patrolman

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  arrogant half-breed sweet tailpipe

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cheese-eating native masturbator

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Chestnut kitty

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: 

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Khaki Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed concupiscible famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: green trip lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Mint

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  tank

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: crystalline insecure rehab

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: burgundy bossy goyim really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Light electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: duck-like pistol

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: crystalline insecure rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Drunken pea-brained therapy

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Mustard demanding



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: big resort patrolman

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: sapphire shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  sandwich

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  sandwich

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  embarrassed to the bone nowag

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: saffron mexican

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: ebony cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Jet legend

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: laughsome casino partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: big resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: 

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: big resort patrolman

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  mood

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: chartreuse frisky senate

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  laser beams

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  laser beams

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  laser beams

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal territorial depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: sapphire shitlib

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  laser beams

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated karate

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: big resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: pontificating feces tanning salon

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  laser beams

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Khaki Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  laser beams

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  sick round eye

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Crusty Ratface People Who Are Hurt

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  sick round eye

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  sick round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: emerald athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted splenetic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: big resort patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: coiffed boistinker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: massive pozpig tattoo

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: amethyst clown trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  weed whacker

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: magenta

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: submissive claret business firm roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: amethyst clown trailer park



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