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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
tantric cobalt background story
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
motley ladyboy
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
motley ladyboy
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
sickened exhilarant hell
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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180 the gorgon
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lmao. Please link if you can
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored school cafeteria famous landscape painting

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Khaki trip tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: laughsome dun candlestick maker stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: vibrant boltzmann idiot

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: vibrant boltzmann idiot

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: iridescent submissive depressive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: motley ladyboy

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: motley ladyboy

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: supple magical faggot firefighter associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant hell

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Talking rambunctious meetinghouse dingle berry

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant hell

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant hell

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: iridescent submissive depressive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: cowardly pit generalized bond

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Hilarious parlour

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mischievous heady field degenerate

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored school cafeteria famous landscape painting

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Hilarious parlour



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: boyish trailer park jap

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored school cafeteria famous landscape painting

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Brass Coffee Pot Den



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mahogany Cruise Ship

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: thriller school cuck

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: beta international law enforcement agency locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Dull Institution

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant hell

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Dull Institution

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Dull Institution

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: thriller school cuck

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Dull Institution

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Dull Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Impressive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Impressive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: buff blathering shrine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: big-titted maize state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: motley ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: umber stage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: bisexual sweet tailpipe location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: coral stag film

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Hilarious parlour

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Dull Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Pearly contagious hissy fit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: wonderful clear station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Electric Nursing Home Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Mustard Misunderstood Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Olive Beady-eyed Home Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: vivacious alcoholic selfie bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Stain Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Mustard Misunderstood Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Arrogant genital piercing



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Arrogant genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Vengeful hot pervert brethren

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: beta international law enforcement agency locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: pontificating federal gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: cerebral stubborn ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: coral stag film

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: shimmering parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Arrogant genital piercing

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Comical philosopher-king hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Big Ultramarine Ceo

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: sepia splenetic dog poop

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: gaped nowag kitchen

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Dull Institution

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: coral stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Salmon psychic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Talented Costumed Multi-billionaire

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: french center

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Dashing Theater Stage

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant hell

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Avocado fantasy-prone address mexican

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed free-loading immigrant

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Dull Institution

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Khaki trip tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Pale Public Bath Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Obsidian crotch french chef

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: elite light corner

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible senate

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant hell

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible senate

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Obsidian crotch french chef

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Floppy national security agency

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: iridescent submissive depressive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse Indirect Expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: coral stag film

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Glassy Razzle Box Office

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: yellow site antidepressant drug



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: filthy rigpig principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Canary native



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: 180 Step-uncle's House Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: vibrant boltzmann idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: big-titted maize state



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: lemon bipolar set place of business



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Anal Amber Toilet Seat Hall



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: big-titted maize state



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bearded tattoo temple



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: self-centered heaven

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: big-titted maize state



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed free-loading immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Bateful Balding Reading Party Point

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Impressive garrison



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Mint orchestra pit weed whacker

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Mint orchestra pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Khaki trip tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: big-titted maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: glittery church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: buff blathering shrine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Territorial mediation

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Maroon Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Appetizing haunting piazza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Territorial mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Territorial mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: metal massive clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Maroon Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: violet azn scourge upon the earth

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: tantric cobalt background story

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Azure maniacal hospital deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy startling wagecucks

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Black Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Impressive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Impressive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: buff blathering shrine ratface

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed free-loading immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Ungodly stirring new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Harsh Primrose Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Impressive garrison

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Seedy honey-headed forum

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Circlehead Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: big-titted maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: big-titted maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Circlehead Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: bright theatre

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Disturbing Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Greedy vigorous resort chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Brindle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: lemon bipolar set place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: glittery church

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: adventurous violent sanctuary

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Circlehead Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: ruddy cocky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: big-titted maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: ruddy cocky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: filthy rigpig principal's office

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Chocolate stimulating queen of the night police squad

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: henna insane mood

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Mustard Misunderstood Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Aromatic Topaz Library Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: henna insane mood

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Aromatic Topaz Library Prole

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: henna insane mood

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: henna insane mood

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Black Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: hairless love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: big-titted maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Spruce Headpube Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Passionate Nibblets Roommate

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Olive Beady-eyed Home Therapy

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: cracking lime goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Harsh Primrose Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring national

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: exciting ivory university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: White Electric Furnace

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Maroon Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: curious chartreuse friendly grandma wrinkle

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling space

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: laughsome dun candlestick maker stock car

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Harsh Primrose Yarmulke

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Marvelous hairy legs office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49735840)