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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
amber hospital
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Dashing Pearly Becky
  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
Electric volcanic crater
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
amber hospital
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Electric volcanic crater
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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  07/31/16
That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
amber hospital
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO Let me tell you about my food service exper...
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  07/31/16
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the people on this site are deranged
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  07/31/16
how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: amber hospital

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: drab masturbator

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: elite blathering milk coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: transparent roommate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: lascivious den

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: lascivious den

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Dashing Pearly Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Electric volcanic crater

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: amber hospital

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Electric volcanic crater

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: amber hospital

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Unholy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: black laughsome trailer park half-breed

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Galvanic ceo address

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: amber hospital

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: black laughsome trailer park half-breed

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: amber hospital

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: black laughsome trailer park half-breed

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: drab masturbator

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Dashing Pearly Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Talking adventurous ratface

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Naked Newt

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Free-loading jap stead

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Naked Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sepia passionate depressive

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: amber hospital

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Red foreskin faggot firefighter



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: diverse brethren

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Duck-like toilet seat turdskin

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: medicated angry internal respiration stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: black laughsome trailer park half-breed

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: drab masturbator

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Crusty space

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: amber hospital

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: drab masturbator

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: amber hospital

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Duck-like toilet seat turdskin

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: drab masturbator

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: drab masturbator

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Crusty space

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: drab masturbator

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: big swollen gaming laptop

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: drab masturbator

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Seedy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Seedy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: provocative citrine philosopher-king mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: azure useless digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Electric volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Judgmental bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Rough-skinned hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed son of senegal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Naked Newt

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: know-it-all center stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: tripping splenetic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Vermilion hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Pale school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Lemon Hairraiser Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: boyish cream mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Vermilion hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: misanthropic market international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: misanthropic market international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Infuriating milky shrine

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: medicated angry internal respiration stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: curious pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: big swollen gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Mustard base gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed son of senegal

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: chocolate vigorous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: misanthropic market international law enforcement agency

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: fishy learning disabled chad institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: drab masturbator

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: cowardly glittery jew

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: drab masturbator

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Crusty space

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: drab masturbator

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gay sanctuary

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: big swollen gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: low-t library therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Peach Cuckold Corner

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Very tactful scarlet heaven

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: light violent giraffe

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: black laughsome trailer park half-breed

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: drunken contagious factory reset button prole

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Cracking geriatric immigrant keepsake machete

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Thirsty sick double fault

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Crusty space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: elite blathering milk coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Crusty space

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Dun Cerebral Hunting Ground Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: bateful field

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: yellow messiness location

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Gas Station

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: black laughsome trailer park half-breed

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Gas Station

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Crusty space

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: bateful field

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: aromatic submissive business firm useless brakes

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Dashing Pearly Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: mahogany genital piercing persian

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed son of senegal

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: lime circlehead

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: bonkers telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Crusty space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Coral faggotry school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz glassy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Crusty space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: lascivious den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Stirring garrison



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Beta Theater



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Crusty space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Stirring garrison



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Crusty space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Crusty space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Brindle pungent doctorate blood rage

EXCUSE ME

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I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cracking geriatric immigrant keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Shaky parlour

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Seedy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Vivacious range water buffalo

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Vivacious range water buffalo



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: navy whorehouse



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: elite blathering milk coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Adulterous filthpig macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: provocative citrine philosopher-king mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Wine sadistic indian lodge mexican

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Mischievous menage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Pink orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Wine sadistic indian lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Wine sadistic indian lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: thriller round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Mischievous menage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: opaque sinister national security agency

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: amber hospital

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Wonderful insecure church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: territorial piazza famous landscape painting

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Puce Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Seedy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Seedy Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: provocative citrine philosopher-king mother

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Cracking geriatric immigrant keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Bisexual Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: titillating idiot ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: appetizing haunting windowlicker

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Seedy Halford

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Godawful sound barrier

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Rusted trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Rusted trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Cyan odious roast beef

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: racy cobalt parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Motley Church Building Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Olive Exciting People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Beta Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Adulterous filthpig macaca

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: 180 zombie-like kitchen

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Rusted trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: turquoise bull headed spot goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: turquoise bull headed spot goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Coral faggotry school

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: vibrant associate dilemma

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Comical irate corn cake tanning salon

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Vermilion hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: maroon histrionic marketing idea clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Comical irate corn cake tanning salon

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: maroon histrionic marketing idea clown

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Comical irate corn cake tanning salon

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Comical irate corn cake tanning salon

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Puce Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: excitant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: azure useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: cocky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Maize mind-boggling sandwich

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Pale school cafeteria

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Dark tank dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: titillating idiot ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: supple primrose public bath

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: carmine indecent puppy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Dull voyeur crackhouse

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Mischievous menage kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Nubile Travel Guidebook

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored startling senate

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: transparent roommate pisswyrm

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: titillating idiot ape

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2/#49363699)