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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: bronze pistol



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: green hall telephone

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: violent lemon gas station wagecucks



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: heady ceo station



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Arousing lilac foreskin whorehouse



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Racy Smoky Casino

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Contagious Voyeur



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Stimulating orange theatre



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Turquoise haunting preventive strike site

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Hideous Toilet Seat Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319365)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: green hall telephone

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Turquoise haunting preventive strike site

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: green hall telephone

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Turquoise haunting preventive strike site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Titillating school



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: green hall telephone



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: histrionic center national security agency

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: aromatic lettuce spot



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: hyperactive 180 idea he suggested



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: jade swashbuckling hissy fit roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Orchid Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: bronze pistol

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Disgusting offensive stain boistinker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Filthy resort friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: iridescent exhilarant half-breed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Lascivious embarrassed to the bone plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Cobalt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: violent lemon gas station wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Puce impressive knife masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: violent lemon gas station wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: aromatic lettuce spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Rose cracking therapy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: pearly razzle reading party orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Electric Library Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Plum scourge upon the earth doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Onyx charismatic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: green hall telephone

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Electric Library Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Emerald people who are hurt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: bronze pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Turquoise haunting preventive strike site

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Turquoise haunting preventive strike site

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: marvelous institution giraffe

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Awkward athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Disgusting offensive stain boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible water buffalo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop hunting ground

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Sienna Fragrant Legend Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: aromatic lettuce spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Contagious Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: charcoal laughsome son of senegal

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Floppy Metal Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Floppy Metal Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Emerald people who are hurt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: lavender boyish area shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: aromatic lettuce spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Translucent multi-colored mad cow disease milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: iridescent exhilarant half-breed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: disrespectful red pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Electric Library Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Titillating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible water buffalo parlour

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed church dysfunction

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: bateful heaven partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Flirting Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Mahogany private investor

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Mahogany private investor

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: marvelous institution giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Emerald people who are hurt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Titillating school

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Cobalt brunch

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: heady ceo station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Flickering windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: jade swashbuckling hissy fit roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: marvelous institution giraffe

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous institution giraffe

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: marvelous institution giraffe

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Cobalt brunch

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: excitant principal's office

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Mahogany private investor

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Awkward athletic conference

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: anal old irish cottage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: henna base ape

holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any better, fulano cums and creampies the cherry on top of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Sienna Fragrant Legend Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Lascivious embarrassed to the bone plaza

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating school

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: lavender boyish area shitlib

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: violent lemon gas station wagecucks

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: marvelous institution giraffe

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Filthy resort friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: pearly razzle reading party orchestra pit

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: iridescent exhilarant half-breed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: garnet address idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Turquoise haunting preventive strike site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: anal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: learning disabled bull headed sweet tailpipe garrison

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Lascivious embarrassed to the bone plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: heady ceo station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible water buffalo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Sienna Fragrant Legend Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Floppy Metal Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Flickering windowlicker

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: shimmering dog poop hunting ground

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Emerald people who are hurt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: blathering canary crotch toaster

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Pink talented space round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Galvanic hell brethren

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Slimy appetizing pozpig keepsake machete

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Diverse Blood Rage Shrine

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Supple Sticky Pervert

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Azure thirsty nibblets really tough guy

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Azure thirsty nibblets really tough guy

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Azure thirsty nibblets really tough guy

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: learning disabled bull headed sweet tailpipe garrison

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Maroon school cafeteria corn cake

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Pea-brained self-absorbed dilemma gay wizard

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Aqua Hateful Filthpig

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Stimulating orange theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Yellow Ticket Booth Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: arrogant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: angry crackhouse sound barrier

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Aqua Hateful Filthpig

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Comical chapel

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Orchid Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop hunting ground

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Slimy appetizing pozpig keepsake machete

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Passionate bistre immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Onyx charismatic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: sepia community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Onyx charismatic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: shimmering dog poop hunting ground

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald people who are hurt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Emerald people who are hurt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: jade swashbuckling hissy fit roommate

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: cordovan bawdyhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Silver idiotic elastic band stage

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Flickering windowlicker

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: demanding cumskin

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Stimulating orange theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Elite submissive international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Stimulating orange theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268620)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: exciting copper dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cordovan bawdyhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: green hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408079)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: cordovan bawdyhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408115)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49540797)