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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mediation Native



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Lavender curious community account pistol

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Racy green athletic conference shitlib



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: jade national security agency market



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: provocative insanely creepy turdskin field

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: red stirring resort double fault

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Lavender curious community account pistol

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: cowardly background story

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Trip twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Black Ratface Knife

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: flirting histrionic boltzmann

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: clear very tactful azn

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: big laser beams



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: clear very tactful azn

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Drab crackhouse depressive

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plum bawdyhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: clear very tactful azn

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Primrose flickering abode pozpig

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Aqua supple philosopher-king psychic



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy stage bbw

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: titillating french elastic band dingle berry

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: clear very tactful azn

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: clear very tactful azn

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Aqua supple philosopher-king psychic



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: lascivious ruddy stage bbw



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plum bawdyhouse

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Black Ratface Knife

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: clear very tactful azn



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted navy university doctorate

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren sneaky criminal

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Shaky Appetizing Property



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: magical slippery national

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: electric bossy ticket booth

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Territorial sick range karate



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Opaque rigpig



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Cerise Kitty

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: cowardly background story



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: fishy lay therapy



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: umber set

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted navy university doctorate



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Laughsome mad cow disease



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Trip twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: METATRON



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