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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
arousing smoky spot electric furnace
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Swashbuckling Ruddy Stage Fanboi
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
wonderful indian lodge
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
wonderful indian lodge
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
wonderful indian lodge
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
vibrant glassy church building
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Swashbuckling Ruddy Stage Fanboi
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Swashbuckling Ruddy Stage Fanboi
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Hyperventilating Indecent Famous Landscape Painting
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
Same.
Shivering associate school
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Stirring gunner digit ratio
  08/09/18
...
Odious vermilion theater tank
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Vigorous Mischievous Locale Therapy
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Vigorous Mischievous Locale Therapy
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
razzle-dazzle background story windowlicker
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Big frum roommate crackhouse
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Odious vermilion theater tank
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Irradiated unhinged legal warrant
  08/09/18
...
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  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
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  08/09/18
stfu gook
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tan site
  08/09/18
Cr
Provocative chocolate house
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
carmine hominid old irish cottage
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
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  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Shivering associate school
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
titillating party of the first part parlour
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
concupiscible ladyboy
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Green mexican pozpig
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
mildly autistic elastic band voyeur
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
brilliant french home
  08/09/18
Sick
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
razzle naked stage
  08/09/18
...
lemon goyim cruise ship
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Cheese-eating exhilarant rehab sound barrier
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
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Marvelous institution
  08/09/18
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aromatic hall
  03/15/25
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Cyan dashing rigpig forum
  08/09/18
...
Bright stead useless brakes
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
carmine hominid old irish cottage
  08/09/18
interesting
Marvelous institution
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Rough-skinned Half-breed
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
zombie-like kitty turdskin
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Irradiated unhinged legal warrant
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
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  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: arousing smoky spot electric furnace

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Ruddy Stage Fanboi

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: wonderful indian lodge

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: wonderful indian lodge

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: wonderful indian lodge

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: vibrant glassy church building

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Ruddy Stage Fanboi

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Ruddy Stage Fanboi

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Indecent Famous Landscape Painting

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Shivering associate school

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Stirring gunner digit ratio

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Odious vermilion theater tank



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Vigorous Mischievous Locale Therapy

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Mischievous Locale Therapy

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle background story windowlicker

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Big frum roommate crackhouse

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Odious vermilion theater tank

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Irradiated unhinged legal warrant

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: tan site



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: carmine hominid old irish cottage

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: flesh anal ticket booth black woman

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: tan site



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Provocative chocolate house

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: carmine hominid old irish cottage

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: saffron becky haunted graveyard

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Shivering associate school

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: titillating party of the first part parlour

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: concupiscible ladyboy

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Green mexican pozpig

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic elastic band voyeur

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: brilliant french home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: razzle naked stage

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: lemon goyim cruise ship



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Cheese-eating exhilarant rehab sound barrier

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: saffron becky haunted graveyard

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Soggy wagecucks



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Marvelous institution



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aromatic hall



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Cyan dashing rigpig forum

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Bright stead useless brakes



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: carmine hominid old irish cottage

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Marvelous institution

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Half-breed

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: zombie-like kitty turdskin

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Irradiated unhinged legal warrant

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2/#49446165)