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(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
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flame
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shut up fag
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  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
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(xo 2018)
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  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
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*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
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yeah bend the knee motherfucker
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180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
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*subscribes*
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update?
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling idiot

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: sienna plaza

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: pontificating azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Appetizing Ocher Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy jet-lagged scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Violet stain temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Bearded Garrison Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: gay angry knife

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Overrated cobalt athletic conference theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: abusive hell codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Sexy Nubile Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Passionate Insane Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Disgusting rose ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Trip public bath

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling nudist mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Frisky Gunner

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Frisky Gunner

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Fighting ticket booth

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: impertinent gay wizard

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: cocky cerebral pisswyrm dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Diverse coral lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: provocative newt site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Sexy Nubile Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood aqua address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Fighting ticket booth

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Fighting ticket booth

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Deep harsh theater

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Federal razzle-dazzle hominid

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Bearded Garrison Police Squad

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Bearded Garrison Police Squad

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Bearded Garrison Police Squad

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: green house clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Excitant church

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Walnut Hairraiser Water Buffalo Wrinkle

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: impressive boyish boltzmann stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: multi-colored internal respiration

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: green house clown

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Diverse coral lettuce

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Federal razzle-dazzle hominid

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: curious cordovan background story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Amethyst Bespoke Gas Station Dog Poop

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Appetizing Ocher Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Stirring unhinged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Buck-toothed theater stage liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#38720042)



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Author: Slap-happy supple parlour faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: out-of-control chestnut hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2/#49592657)