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Contagious tanning salon
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  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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lemon soul-stirring heaven
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LJL @ poors
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MFCR alert
Insane supple selfie
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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  08/21/19
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rusted nighttime national security agency
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Impertinent School
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
aromatic saffron wagecucks
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Contagious tanning salon
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Slippery milk
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Walnut mad-dog skullcap
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Insane supple selfie
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Contagious tanning salon
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
rusted nighttime national security agency
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Contagious tanning salon
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
talented whorehouse french chef
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Contagious tanning salon
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Aqua parlor
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Contagious tanning salon
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Self-centered mauve corner mood
  09/10/21
great thread
Chocolate yarmulke preventive strike
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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lemon soul-stirring heaven
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i love men
Chocolate yarmulke preventive strike
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  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Contagious tanning salon
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Slippery milk
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Contagious tanning salon
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Yellow provocative theater
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Contagious tanning salon
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Contagious tanning salon
  09/14/24
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  07/18/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Vigorous turquoise chapel juggernaut

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: obsidian laughsome cruise ship headpube

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: ebony indian lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Insane supple selfie

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: aromatic saffron wagecucks

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: rusted nighttime national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Impertinent School

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: obsidian laughsome cruise ship headpube

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: aromatic saffron wagecucks

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: obsidian laughsome cruise ship headpube

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Walnut mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring school cafeteria incel



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring school cafeteria incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: concupiscible business firm giraffe

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Vigorous turquoise chapel juggernaut



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Navy curious police squad personal credit line

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Slippery milk

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Walnut mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Insane supple selfie

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: rusted nighttime national security agency

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: talented whorehouse french chef

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Aqua parlor

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Self-centered mauve corner mood

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Chocolate yarmulke preventive strike

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Chocolate yarmulke preventive strike

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Slippery milk

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Yellow provocative theater

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Contagious tanning salon

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49430061)