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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Indigo jewess den
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
appetizing patrolman alpha
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Opaque National Sex Offender
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
Histrionic goal in life
  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
Cocky shrine jew
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
Passionate Mewling Useless Brakes Circlehead
  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Indigo jewess den
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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  03/14/20
upset
Opaque National Sex Offender
  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Indigo jewess den
  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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(faggot)
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ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than ...
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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rut roh
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman alpha

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Opaque National Sex Offender

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Histrionic goal in life

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Cocky shrine jew

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Passionate Mewling Useless Brakes Circlehead

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Hairless fear-inspiring church building

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Opaque National Sex Offender

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: zombie-like tan hairy legs gunner

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: arousing ticket booth messiness

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Crawly Chad Police Squad

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: honey-headed hilarious wrinkle cumskin

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: chest-beating swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef Crackhouse

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: titillating resort prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: odious sable really tough guy

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Fragrant rehab

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Razzle principal's office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Seedy Office

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac athletic conference toilet seat

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Hideous excitant locale

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia trip pistol area

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Seedy Office

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Startling Dead Temple Selfie

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Galvanic market

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac athletic conference toilet seat

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant elite native idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: carmine sticky weed whacker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: lavender outnumbered home therapy

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Bright apoplectic bawdyhouse partner

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Bright apoplectic bawdyhouse partner

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: frum base

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: 180 salmon senate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Bright apoplectic bawdyhouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible awkward pocket flask sanctuary

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: odious sable really tough guy

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Cocky shrine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: frum base

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Indigo jewess den

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: odious sable really tough guy

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: flirting mood goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Provocative range gaming laptop



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth messiness



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: carmine sticky weed whacker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: gay erotic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Fighting glittery kitty

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Effete coiffed scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: marvelous mexican stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Lake kitchen turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: odious sable really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: claret multi-colored fanboi

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: angry fluffy abode dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: coral cerebral chapel

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: 180 salmon senate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: abnormal walnut menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Filthy Chrome Haunted Graveyard

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef Crackhouse

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Bright apoplectic bawdyhouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: odious sable really tough guy

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Pearly confused set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: 180 salmon senate skinny woman

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Effete coiffed scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Infuriating stock car persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: marvelous mexican stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: wonderful masturbator pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: turquoise exciting indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: plum halford mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Insecure Twinkling Uncleanness Boltzmann

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Pearly confused set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Provocative range gaming laptop

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Cocky shrine jew

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Provocative range gaming laptop

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Greedy bonkers affirmative action center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Adventurous rusted hell doctorate

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Buff Community Account Round Eye

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Indigo jewess den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: dashing lettuce fat ankles

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: thriller big-titted gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: rough-skinned twinkling giraffe parlour

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: pale startled son of senegal trailer park

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: angry fluffy abode dog poop

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: carmine sticky weed whacker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: aromatic embarrassed to the bone nursing home

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth messiness

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Indigo jewess den

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: dark electric toaster library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: carmine sticky weed whacker orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth messiness

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: claret multi-colored fanboi

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Fighting glittery kitty

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Cocky shrine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: aggressive gaped corner depressive

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Cracking Roast Beef Crackhouse

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Seedy Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Effete coiffed scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: cordovan territorial coffee pot

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: carmine sticky weed whacker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: ruddy vigorous stain lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Bright apoplectic bawdyhouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: dashing lettuce fat ankles

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Cocky shrine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: motley institution telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: 180 salmon senate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Sexy big location milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: odious sable really tough guy

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: aggressive gaped corner depressive

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: odious sable really tough guy

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: frum base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Fighting glittery kitty

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine gas station

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Indigo jewess den

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: aggressive gaped corner depressive

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Aquamarine gas station

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: dashing lettuce fat ankles

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: pale startled son of senegal trailer park

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: carmine sticky weed whacker orchestra pit

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: zombie-like tan hairy legs gunner

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Indigo jewess den

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Fighting glittery kitty

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Onyx irradiated plaza rigpig

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Indigo jewess den

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Fighting glittery kitty

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia trip pistol area

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Indigo jewess den

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: haunting ultramarine preventive strike brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Fighting glittery kitty

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: thriller big-titted gaping

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: abusive glassy indirect expression cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: odious sable really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Blue Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Adventurous rusted hell doctorate

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Laughsome property travel guidebook

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: odious sable really tough guy

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Sexy big location milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2/#49346693)