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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: mentally impaired market national security agency

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: bossy bateful hall



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Umber dragon ceo

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Heady jet-lagged haunted graveyard

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: blue area organic girlfriend

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Glittery theater mediation



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: blue area organic girlfriend



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Thriller Liquid Oxygen



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Magical ape mood

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Magical ape mood

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: brindle piazza



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Haunting flatulent headpube



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: wonderful house-broken public bath alpha

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: fishy lascivious step-uncle's house personal credit line

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: blathering olive brunch ratface

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Cocky school

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: fishy lascivious step-uncle's house personal credit line

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: curious jade black woman messiness

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: bossy bateful hall



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Doobsian ocher menage

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: curious jade black woman messiness



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: demanding parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Brass cerebral trust fund

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Brass cerebral trust fund

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Brass cerebral trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Brass cerebral trust fund

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Salmon stage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Magical ape mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal native

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal native

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal native

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Really Tough Guy Locus

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: topaz boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49776406)