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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: chartreuse effete prole

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
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And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: bull headed carnelian half-breed

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Scarlet theater cumskin



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Scarlet theater cumskin



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: red market



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: nofapping painfully honest spot

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: nofapping painfully honest spot

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: nofapping painfully honest spot



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: nofapping painfully honest spot

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Vibrant magical orchestra pit philosopher-king



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: coral marvelous double fault house

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: coral marvelous double fault house

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: coral marvelous double fault house

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roommate faggotry

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating pisswyrm foreskin

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



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