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  11/23/21
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Cracking Yellow Background Story
  11/23/21
hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able t...
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  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
180
Adventurous skinny woman
  11/24/21
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Offensive Double Fault
  11/28/21
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  11/23/21
your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not p...
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  11/23/21
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Free-loading Fiercely-loyal Legal Warrant
  11/23/21
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Aquamarine big stage prole
  11/23/21
The Mashed Potatoes Altercation
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  11/23/21
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  11/23/21
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  11/26/21
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  11/19/24
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  11/23/21
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  11/23/21
your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
very plausible in my household
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  11/23/21
prestigious
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  11/23/21
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  11/24/21
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  11/23/21
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  11/23/21
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light doctorate
  11/23/21
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Chestnut Stain Filthpig
  11/23/21
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Rough-skinned aromatic parlour
  11/23/21
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boyish space
  11/23/21
oh fucking shit, are we related
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  11/23/21
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dun french chef generalized bond
  11/23/21
Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
well-lubricated violent trump supporter
  11/23/21
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cobalt dragon
  11/23/21
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Sepia temple foreskin
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
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abnormal headpube
  11/23/21
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Cerebral Jap
  11/23/21
your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
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  11/23/21
lmao
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Cerise alcoholic travel guidebook
  11/23/21
your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
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  11/23/21
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cobalt dragon
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/24/23
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Free-loading Fiercely-loyal Legal Warrant
  11/23/21
an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millen...
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  11/23/21
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Sooty arousing step-uncle's house
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
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cobalt dragon
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
lmfao
claret coldplay fan bawdyhouse
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Sinister costumed pervert
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
Misunderstood library
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Cracking Yellow Background Story
  11/24/21
jfc
Adventurous skinny woman
  11/24/21
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blue plaza half-breed
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/24/23
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rambunctious racy office striped hyena
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your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
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  11/23/21
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Motley chapel hissy fit
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Aquamarine big stage prole
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Geriatric Frisky Multi-billionaire
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Ultramarine roommate
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cobalt dragon
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Sepia temple foreskin
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  11/27/21
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  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
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Fluffy marketing idea hospital
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hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
Claire TP
Jet-lagged people who are hurt locus
  11/23/21
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Adventurous skinny woman
  11/24/21
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histrionic insecure persian electric furnace
  11/25/21
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amethyst lascivious nibblets
  11/23/21
you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
180
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Godawful market
  11/24/21
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Offensive Double Fault
  11/28/21
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medicated partner
  11/23/21
you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
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  11/23/21
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medicated partner
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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internet-worthy wonderful black woman
  11/23/21
your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
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  11/23/21
I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before...
swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria
  11/23/21
180
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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galvanic idiot regret
  11/25/21
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Chestnut Stain Filthpig
  11/23/21
tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
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  11/23/21
LMAO
Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
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Mustard indian lodge
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
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  11/23/21
180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
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  11/23/21
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peach titillating brunch
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
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  11/23/21
lol
peach titillating brunch
  11/23/21
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Arrogant university
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
Shimmering Forum Pistol
  11/25/21
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emerald awkward national jew
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
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Sinister costumed pervert
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
Misunderstood library
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
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  11/23/21
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turquoise irradiated heaven
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
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  11/23/21
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turquoise irradiated heaven
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
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  11/23/21
180
Adventurous skinny woman
  11/24/21
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  11/24/23
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Bronze Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home Preventive Strike
  11/23/21
your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
supple base
  11/23/21
"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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boyish space
  11/23/21
your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
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  11/23/21
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Adventurous skinny woman
  11/24/21
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Bossy point feces
  11/23/21
your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
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  11/23/21
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Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
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supple base
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Mustard indian lodge
  11/23/21
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turquoise irradiated heaven
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Sinister costumed pervert
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
coral floppy codepig
  11/23/21
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Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
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  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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ebony apoplectic dysfunction pit
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
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  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
Aquamarine big stage prole
  11/23/21
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cobalt dragon
  11/23/21
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  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
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emerald awkward national jew
  11/23/21
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  11/24/23
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Arrogant university
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
Arrogant university
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
no ragrets
Arrogant university
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
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  11/23/21
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Adventurous skinny woman
  11/24/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
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  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
tyft
swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
180
very tactful concupiscible newt
  11/23/21
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Misunderstood library
  11/23/21
lol
Sinister costumed pervert
  11/23/21
180 billion
Adventurous skinny woman
  11/24/21
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Godawful market
  11/24/21
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Ocher Candlestick Maker
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
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  11/23/21
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Chestnut Stain Filthpig
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Shimmering Forum Pistol
  11/25/21
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lavender beady-eyed national security agency
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
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  11/23/21
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hateful odious corner
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
mods
hateful odious corner
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
Chestnut Stain Filthpig
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
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  11/23/21
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Fluffy marketing idea hospital
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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emerald awkward national jew
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Spectacular harsh whorehouse
  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Umber public bath
  11/23/21
dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
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  11/23/21
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Razzmatazz Garnet Hall Cumskin
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
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  11/23/21
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Aquamarine big stage prole
  11/23/21
your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Brilliant ungodly kitty
  11/23/21
you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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Brilliant ungodly kitty
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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  11/23/21
a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
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  11/23/21
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mint comical area laser beams
  11/23/21
A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
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  11/23/21
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emerald awkward national jew
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
great thread
dun french chef generalized bond
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
...
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
lmfao
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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mint comical area laser beams
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
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very tactful concupiscible newt
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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Sinister costumed pervert
  11/23/21
lol
Fluffy marketing idea hospital
  11/24/21
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White wrinkle stag film
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
rambunctious racy office striped hyena
  11/26/21
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flushed shrine scourge upon the earth
  11/16/23
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well-lubricated violent trump supporter
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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well-lubricated violent trump supporter
  11/23/21
love these threads
Charcoal friendly grandma new version
  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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Charcoal friendly grandma new version
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
Fluffy marketing idea hospital
  11/24/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/25/21
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Naked Vivacious Set Gaping
  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Fluffy marketing idea hospital
  11/24/21
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Godawful market
  11/24/21
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hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
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  11/23/21
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mint comical area laser beams
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma
  11/23/21
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painfully honest church
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
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  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
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Aquamarine big stage prole
  11/23/21
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cobalt dragon
  11/23/21
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turquoise irradiated heaven
  11/23/21
180 sir
painfully honest church
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
...
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
spruce dashing alpha
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
mint comical area laser beams
  11/23/21
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cobalt dragon
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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cobalt dragon
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
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Aquamarine big stage prole
  11/24/21
...
turquoise irradiated heaven
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma
  11/23/21
...
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
lol
Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
...
aqua soul-stirring menage
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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aqua soul-stirring menage
  11/23/21
Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
canary stead
  11/23/21
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Self-centered Sickened Native Mood
  11/23/21
your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
TY
Self-centered Sickened Native Mood
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
...
aphrodisiac karate community account
  11/23/21
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Sinister costumed pervert
  11/23/21
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Trip tank internal respiration
  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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Trip tank internal respiration
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Electric magenta ladyboy
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
useless meetinghouse
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
useless meetinghouse
  11/23/21
...
Adventurous skinny woman
  11/29/21
divisive af.
Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
...
abnormal headpube
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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bistre lay famous landscape painting
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
bistre lay famous landscape painting
  11/23/21
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Pale talented party of the first part
  11/23/21
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abnormal headpube
  11/23/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Sinister costumed pervert
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
  11/24/21
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Mind-boggling Gas Station
  11/24/21
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
abnormal headpube
  11/23/21
your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
oh god
abnormal headpube
  11/23/21
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passionate erotic windowlicker
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/23/21
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Fluffy marketing idea hospital
  11/24/21
whoa boy
Aquamarine big stage prole
  11/24/21
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White wrinkle stag film
  11/24/21
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Orchid tantric house
  11/23/21
your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over w...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course i...
Orchid tantric house
  11/23/21
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sadistic cordovan mental disorder institution
  11/23/21
your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have ...
Beta glittery kitchen dopamine
  11/23/21
FUCK YES
sadistic cordovan mental disorder institution
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Ultramarine roommate
  11/24/21
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: histrionic insecure persian electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: amethyst lascivious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Godawful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: Offensive Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: medicated partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: medicated partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy wonderful black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: galvanic idiot regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Stain Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: Mustard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: peach titillating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: peach titillating brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Arrogant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Shimmering Forum Pistol

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: emerald awkward national jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Sinister costumed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood library

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: very tactful concupiscible newt

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: ivory nudist orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Bronze Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: supple base

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: boyish space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: Bossy point feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: supple base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Mustard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Sinister costumed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: coral floppy codepig

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: ebony apoplectic dysfunction pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine big stage prole

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: cobalt dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Chrome domesticated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy violet mother corn cake

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: emerald awkward national jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Chrome domesticated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: Arrogant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Arrogant university

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Arrogant university

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: very tactful concupiscible newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Sinister costumed pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Godawful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Ocher Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Chestnut Stain Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Shimmering Forum Pistol

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: lavender beady-eyed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: hateful odious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: hateful odious corner

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Chestnut Stain Filthpig

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Fluffy marketing idea hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: emerald awkward national jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Spectacular harsh whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Umber public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Garnet Hall Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine big stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Brilliant ungodly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Brilliant ungodly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Pink multi-colored stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: mint comical area laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: emerald awkward national jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: dun french chef generalized bond

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling learning disabled school cafeteria

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: mint comical area laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: very tactful concupiscible newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Sinister costumed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Fluffy marketing idea hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: White wrinkle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: rambunctious racy office striped hyena

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: flushed shrine scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated violent trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated violent trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Charcoal friendly grandma new version

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Charcoal friendly grandma new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Fluffy marketing idea hospital

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Naked Vivacious Set Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Fluffy marketing idea hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Godawful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: mint comical area laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: painfully honest church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine big stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: cobalt dragon



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: painfully honest church

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: spruce dashing alpha

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: mint comical area laser beams

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: cobalt dragon



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: cobalt dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: Aquamarine big stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: turquoise irradiated heaven



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: aqua soul-stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: aqua soul-stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: canary stead

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Sickened Native Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Sickened Native Mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac karate community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Sinister costumed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Trip tank internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Trip tank internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Electric magenta ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: useless meetinghouse

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: useless meetinghouse

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: abnormal headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: bistre lay famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: bistre lay famous landscape painting

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: abnormal headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Sinister costumed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: abnormal headpube

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: abnormal headpube

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Fluffy marketing idea hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: Aquamarine big stage prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: White wrinkle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Orchid tantric house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Orchid tantric house

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: sadistic cordovan mental disorder institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: sadistic cordovan mental disorder institution

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: soggy outnumbered garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: soggy outnumbered garrison

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Cream site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Exhilarant Trailer Park Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Exhilarant Trailer Park Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Sticky Zippy Hell

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Charcoal friendly grandma new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: slimy really tough guy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: slimy really tough guy gunner

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: mint comical area laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: hairraiser mahogany toilet seat dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: demanding primrose location voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: curious fighting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: curious fighting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: rusted depressive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: White wrinkle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: hateful odious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: hateful odious corner

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: hateful odious corner

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: mischievous lemon field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: slimy really tough guy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: White wrinkle stag film



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: histrionic insecure persian electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: histrionic insecure persian electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Shimmering Forum Pistol

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: well-lubricated violent trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Pale talented party of the first part

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: rambunctious racy office striped hyena

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded fragrant ticket booth

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Charcoal friendly grandma new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Stirring wild macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Heady burgundy old irish cottage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Heady burgundy old irish cottage mediation

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Heady burgundy old irish cottage mediation

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Heady burgundy old irish cottage mediation

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: turquoise irradiated heaven

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Adventurous skinny woman

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: turquoise irradiated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: thriller cruise ship shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: flushed shrine scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: passionate erotic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Chrome domesticated gay wizard

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: Beta glittery kitchen dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#48355177)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Creator and Destroyer of sexually traumatized boys (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#49427890)