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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: Apoplectic trump supporter pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43762911) |
Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM Author: racy dead knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43762952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: shimmering hideous scourge upon the earth kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: Obsidian Histrionic Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43762999) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: peach locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: cracking at-the-ready boistinker range CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: Galvanic plum dysfunction dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: soul-stirring sienna gas station nibblets “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Disrespectful patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: lascivious travel guidebook "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Flushed Psychic Mexican "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: pontificating adventurous house gunner it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Duck-like Location Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767804) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM Author: overrated senate tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Disrespectful patrolman On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763164) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Bateful spruce preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764294) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: Impertinent boyish marketing idea background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43763207) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: splenetic dingle berry Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: Apoplectic trump supporter This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: shimmering hideous scourge upon the earth kitty He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Apoplectic trump supporter it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: shimmering hideous scourge upon the earth kitty Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: Disrespectful patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764832) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM Author: Bateful spruce preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43766439) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: pontificating adventurous house gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#46020132) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM Author: opaque irate office cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#46020138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: swashbuckling rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#47340539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#49354865) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: swashbuckling rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764136) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Wagecucks Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764146) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: lascivious travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764147) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Bateful spruce preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764292) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: soul-stirring sienna gas station nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764310) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM Author: cerebral newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764318) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM Author: Coral 180 Heaven Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43764950) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: spectacular milky market jap why would a litigator go to a transactional cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43766894) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: odious stain corner Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: Painfully Honest Brilliant Feces Shrine lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#47340548) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: soul-stirring sienna gas station nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767498) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM Author: Duck-like Location Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767815) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM Author: glassy sneaky criminal *dreams of a midlevel litigation associate* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43767925) |
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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM Author: Bateful spruce preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#43853655) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: swashbuckling rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#45749292) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: Apoplectic trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2/#46020116) |
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