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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Shimmering Sinister Regret
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/14/22
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Blue stag film
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
wonderful station trust fund
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/14/22
...
wonderful station trust fund
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
cocky market toaster
  04/14/22
...
ivory rigpig
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Honey-headed brunch
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/28/22
...
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  07/04/23
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ivory rigpig
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Tripping Infuriating Stead Tattoo
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Gold mind-boggling tank site
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/27/24
?
Gold mind-boggling tank site
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Gold mind-boggling tank site
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Gold mind-boggling tank site
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Up-to-no-good Church Building Brethren
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Gold mind-boggling tank site
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Up-to-no-good Church Building Brethren
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
beady-eyed aquamarine personal credit line
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Rebellious Business Firm Sweet Tailpipe
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Passionate lilac kitchen shitlib
  04/24/26
...
dashing giraffe
  04/27/24
180
dull partner
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Honey-headed brunch
  04/27/24
Honk honk
dull partner
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Up-to-no-good Church Building Brethren
  04/27/24
...
Bronze tanning salon turdskin
  04/27/24
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dashing giraffe
  10/08/24
...
big-titted impressive school cafeteria
  10/08/24
...
racy salmon location
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
irradiated godawful french chef shrine
  06/06/24
...
yellow mediation
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Bateful Plum Knife
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Grizzly Electric Psychic Range
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Bateful Plum Knife
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Grizzly Electric Psychic Range
  06/06/24
...
Disturbing den people who are hurt
  04/24/26
...
big-titted impressive school cafeteria
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  09/14/25
...
marvelous overrated indian lodge mother
  03/31/26
flame?
soul-stirring hell
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
citrine voyeur dingle berry
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
ultramarine keepsake machete
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Diverse kitty
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
ultramarine keepsake machete
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Sick Fluffy University Party Of The First Part
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Disturbing den people who are hurt
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Shimmering Sinister Regret

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Blue stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: wonderful station trust fund

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: wonderful station trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: cocky market toaster

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: ivory rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed brunch

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: ivory rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Tripping Infuriating Stead Tattoo

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Gold mind-boggling tank site

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Gold mind-boggling tank site

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Gold mind-boggling tank site

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Gold mind-boggling tank site

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Church Building Brethren

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Gold mind-boggling tank site

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Church Building Brethren

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine personal credit line

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Rebellious Business Firm Sweet Tailpipe

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Passionate lilac kitchen shitlib

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: dashing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: dull partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed brunch

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: dull partner

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Church Building Brethren

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Bronze tanning salon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: dashing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: big-titted impressive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: racy salmon location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: irradiated godawful french chef shrine

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: yellow mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Bateful Plum Knife

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Grizzly Electric Psychic Range

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Bateful Plum Knife

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Electric Psychic Range

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Disturbing den people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: big-titted impressive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: marvelous overrated indian lodge mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring hell

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: citrine voyeur dingle berry

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: ultramarine keepsake machete

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Diverse kitty

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: ultramarine keepsake machete

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Sick Fluffy University Party Of The First Part

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Disturbing den people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50021007)