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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
crusty house-broken school dragon
  07/17/22
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Histrionic base
  07/17/22
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zombie-like high-end headpube
  07/17/22
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green unhinged field
  07/18/22
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crusty house-broken school dragon
  09/29/22
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crusty house-broken school dragon
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Sooty den crotch
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Sooty den crotch
  01/07/23
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green unhinged field
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Puce Excitant Center Fat Ankles
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Puce Excitant Center Fat Ankles
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Low-t cracking parlour telephone
  03/18/23
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crusty house-broken school dragon
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Puce Excitant Center Fat Ankles
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Sickened swollen kitchen really tough guy
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
bateful hall laser beams
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cowardly Chad Casino
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/23/24
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twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
hyperventilating 180 hell knife
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Drab unholy son of senegal piazza
  09/28/24
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crusty house-broken school dragon
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: crusty house-broken school dragon

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Histrionic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: zombie-like high-end headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: green unhinged field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: crusty house-broken school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: crusty house-broken school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Sooty den crotch

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Sooty den crotch

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: green unhinged field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Puce Excitant Center Fat Ankles

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Puce Excitant Center Fat Ankles

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Low-t cracking parlour telephone

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: crusty house-broken school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Puce Excitant Center Fat Ankles

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Sickened swollen kitchen really tough guy

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: bateful hall laser beams

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Cowardly Chad Casino

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: hyperventilating 180 hell knife

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Drab unholy son of senegal piazza

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: crusty house-broken school dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: twinkling flickering rehab volcanic crater

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932244)