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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  11/28/22
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passionate slap-happy stage
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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
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passionate slap-happy stage
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Rebellious marvelous space
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sable french state
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Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
180 Rusted Sanctuary
  12/13/22
Me.
Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
180 Rusted Sanctuary
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
180 Rusted Sanctuary
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
impertinent preventive strike theater
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Aromatic Affirmative Action Boistinker
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Blathering temple background story
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exhilarant hot site
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Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
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  11/29/22
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aphrodisiac candlestick maker
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Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
coiffed glittery wagecucks
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce
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Comical Drab Orchestra Pit
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Woah.
Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
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idiotic mediation
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Ruddy bipolar field newt
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/21/22
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Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce
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mind-boggling cerise heaven electric furnace
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: passionate slap-happy stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: passionate slap-happy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Rebellious marvelous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: sable french state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: 180 Rusted Sanctuary

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: 180 Rusted Sanctuary

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: 180 Rusted Sanctuary

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: impertinent preventive strike theater

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Affirmative Action Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Blathering temple background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: exhilarant hot site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: coiffed glittery wagecucks

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Comical Drab Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: idiotic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Ruddy bipolar field newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: fragrant plum party of the first part lettuce

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise heaven electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Judgmental Smoky School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2/#49535059)