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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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bistre forum
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Jfc
Appetizing frum whorehouse rigpig
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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sure bud
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This is so fucked up.
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Bright sound barrier nibblets
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Fighting Aromatic Center Antidepressant Drug
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
House-broken angry nowag
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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slate lay
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
contagious trump supporter
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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orange adventurous queen of the night
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Big if true
Disgusting Greedy Step-uncle's House Cuckold
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
bearded brindle weed whacker
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Offensive doctorate karate
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You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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slate lay
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Offensive doctorate karate
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Offensive doctorate karate
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone opaque mood sweet tailpipe

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: lemon kink-friendly mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: bistre forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Appetizing frum whorehouse rigpig

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brethren hall

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: slate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Elite Pearl Cuck Tank

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: bistre forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Citrine slippery den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: slate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: White spectacular chapel

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia arousing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed goal in life state

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Bright sound barrier nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Fighting Aromatic Center Antidepressant Drug

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: House-broken angry nowag

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: zombie-like giraffe national

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: slate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: contagious trump supporter

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: bearded brindle weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Ruddy Kitty Cat

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: orange adventurous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Disgusting Greedy Step-uncle's House Cuckold

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: bearded brindle weed whacker

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone opaque mood sweet tailpipe

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Bright sound barrier nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Saffron Submissive Community Account

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Offensive doctorate karate

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Saffron Submissive Community Account

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Offensive doctorate karate

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: slate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Fluffy faggot firefighter

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: magical lodge famous landscape painting

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Gold incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Ruddy Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone opaque mood sweet tailpipe

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Offensive doctorate karate

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone opaque mood sweet tailpipe

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone opaque mood sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: avocado beady-eyed goal in life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Heady locus

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: iridescent stirring location

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: bistre forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Bespoke Piazza

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Offensive doctorate karate

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: avocado beady-eyed goal in life state

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Bespoke Piazza

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: avocado beady-eyed goal in life state

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Bespoke Piazza

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: avocado beady-eyed goal in life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Heady locus

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Appetizing frum whorehouse rigpig

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Heady locus

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Yapping disrespectful sanctuary

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: House-broken angry nowag

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Bespoke Piazza

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Yapping disrespectful sanctuary

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Gold incel

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: odious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Gold incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Buff main people temple

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Bespoke Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Khaki curious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: House-broken angry nowag

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: odious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded vibrant space old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia arousing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Excitant Spot Toaster

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Sable thriller striped hyena regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: slate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: House-broken angry nowag

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: flirting obsidian azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#49706376)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)



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