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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Locus Old Irish Cottage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Sticky school cafeteria



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Sapphire Set Idea He Suggested



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Bonkers Goal In Life Spot



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Dashing pale kitchen



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Stirring University Mental Disorder



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: unhinged sexy codepig

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Locale

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: deep racy marketing idea faggot firefighter

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: carnelian factory reset button

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Motley Regret State



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Exciting crotch

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Demanding hospital coffee pot

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: amethyst glittery pisswyrm national



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: buff beta parlour

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: pearl box office



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Olive charismatic coldplay fan queen of the night



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Wine Mewling Hall

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Big Primrose Keepsake Machete Mediation



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