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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
pale rehab
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
rebellious drab circlehead
  03/02/24
...
Wild home
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
electric dingle berry telephone
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
pale rehab
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
electric dingle berry telephone
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
pale rehab
  03/02/24
lmao
cracking trump supporter lodge
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
...
Lascivious Dilemma
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
magical cruise ship
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Vigorous Nighttime Meetinghouse
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Vigorous Nighttime Meetinghouse
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
spruce background story senate
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
odious principal's office hominid
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Stirring topaz plaza
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
mildly autistic theater
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
chocolate market
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
thriller scourge upon the earth space
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Ruby Legend
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
shimmering out-of-control french chef
  03/02/24
...
Green giraffe
  03/02/24
...
pearl tantric property mood
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Green giraffe
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
pearl tantric property mood
  03/02/24
...
cracking trump supporter lodge
  03/03/24
...
Grizzly overrated roommate dopamine
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Nofapping Private Investor Parlor
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Nofapping Private Investor Parlor
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Stubborn House Round Eye
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
electric dingle berry telephone
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
irradiated gaped brunch cuckold
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Ocher office famous landscape painting
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Snowy resort
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Slate Hunting Ground
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
mildly autistic theater
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
odious principal's office hominid
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Ruby Legend
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
spruce background story senate
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Ruby Legend
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Flushed hell
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
coral big wrinkle
  03/03/24
"shit"
thriller scourge upon the earth space
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Swashbuckling lay
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
violent opaque ratface
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Exciting associate
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
coral big wrinkle
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Frozen Useless Brakes National
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
carmine disgusting pistol corn cake
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
cerebral idiot
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Lemon athletic conference tanning salon
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Vigorous Nighttime Meetinghouse
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
magical cruise ship
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
coral big wrinkle
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Burgundy territorial toilet seat
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Burgundy territorial toilet seat
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/11/24
...
Arousing hall
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
spruce background story senate
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
up-to-no-good stimulating crackhouse rigor
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Ruby Legend
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Ruby Legend
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
chocolate market
  03/11/24
...
up-to-no-good stimulating crackhouse rigor
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Burgundy territorial toilet seat
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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Lascivious Dilemma
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/12/24
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glassy cuckoldry
  03/12/24
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high-end motley school
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
mildly autistic theater
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Angry mother toaster
  03/13/24
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Contagious misanthropic business firm prole
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Honey-headed effete range pervert
  03/13/24
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Wild home
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Angry mother toaster
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
up-to-no-good stimulating crackhouse rigor
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
aggressive preventive strike hairy legs
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Frozen Useless Brakes National
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
carmine disgusting pistol corn cake
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Lemon athletic conference tanning salon
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Contagious misanthropic business firm prole
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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Angry mother toaster
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
odious principal's office hominid
  03/16/24
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Cowardly Abode Boistinker
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Salmon Unhinged Box Office
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Wild home
  03/16/24
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Arousing hall
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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spruce background story senate
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
carmine disgusting pistol corn cake
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: pale rehab

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: rebellious drab circlehead

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Wild home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: electric dingle berry telephone

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: pale rehab

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: electric dingle berry telephone

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: pale rehab

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: cracking trump supporter lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: pungent charismatic base cumskin

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: magical cruise ship

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Nighttime Meetinghouse

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Nighttime Meetinghouse

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: spruce background story senate

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: odious principal's office hominid

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Stirring topaz plaza

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: mildly autistic theater

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: chocolate market

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth space

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Ruby Legend

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: shimmering out-of-control french chef

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Green giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: pearl tantric property mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Green giraffe

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: pearl tantric property mood

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: cracking trump supporter lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Grizzly overrated roommate dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Doobsian Church Building Lettuce

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Nofapping Private Investor Parlor

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Private Investor Parlor

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Stubborn House Round Eye

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: electric dingle berry telephone

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: irradiated gaped brunch cuckold

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Ocher office famous landscape painting

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Snowy resort

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Slate Hunting Ground

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic theater

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: odious principal's office hominid

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Ruby Legend

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: spruce background story senate

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Ruby Legend

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Flushed hell

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: coral big wrinkle

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth space

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Histrionic naked theatre new version

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lay

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: violent opaque ratface

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Exciting associate

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: coral big wrinkle

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Frozen Useless Brakes National

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: carmine disgusting pistol corn cake

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: excitant locale foreskin

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: cerebral idiot

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Lemon athletic conference tanning salon

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Nighttime Meetinghouse

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: magical cruise ship

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: coral big wrinkle

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Burgundy territorial toilet seat

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Burgundy territorial toilet seat

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Arousing hall



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: spruce background story senate

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stimulating crackhouse rigor

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Ruby Legend

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Ruby Legend

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: chocolate market

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stimulating crackhouse rigor



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Burgundy territorial toilet seat

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university liquid oxygen

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Dilemma



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: glassy cuckoldry



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: high-end motley school



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic theater

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Angry mother toaster

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic business firm prole



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed effete range pervert

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Wild home



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Angry mother toaster

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stimulating crackhouse rigor

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: aggressive preventive strike hairy legs

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Frozen Useless Brakes National

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: carmine disgusting pistol corn cake

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Lemon athletic conference tanning salon

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic business firm prole

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: odious principal's office hominid

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: greedy heady elastic band



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: appetizing sinister incel cuck



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Marvelous Lake Jap



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Arousing hall



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: khaki supple voyeur heaven

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic theater

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Angry mother toaster

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Jet Chapel Stock Car

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: odious principal's office hominid

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Cowardly Abode Boistinker



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Salmon Unhinged Box Office

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Wild home

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Arousing hall



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Turquoise goyim sanctuary

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: bistre striped hyena



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Bright bawdyhouse

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Canary Crawly Digit Ratio Water Buffalo

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: spruce background story senate



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: carmine disgusting pistol corn cake

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Sick hairraiser personal credit line roast beef

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: glassy cuckoldry

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Talented crystalline kitchen

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed effete range pervert

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Burgundy territorial toilet seat

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2/#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: underhanded sticky milk

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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